Chronicles of a Bibliophile

I'm Rachel. Hobbit at heart. 21 22 23 year old dork. Hobbies include books, watching too much TV, writing, and needing to get out more. I'd like to pretend I post deep stuff and existential thoughts, but it's mostly gifs of pets, Orphan Black, and Harry Potter.

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

?

???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

[onlytwitterpics]

[baawri]

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[charlesoberonn]

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

[artigust]

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

[charlesoberonn]

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

[old-manrupee]

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

[charlesoberonn]

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

[erinye]

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

[charlesoberonn]

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

[charlesoberonn]

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

[littleftw]

I WANT AN UPDATE HOW IS THIS GOING

[charlesoberonn]

Not well.

[shirazade]

Stephanie Beatriz photographed by Gray Hamner

[paprika]

[gif87a-com]

[thejungleofmufasa]

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

[kant-deactivated20190908]

capitalism.mov

[mycruxba-deactivated20160606]

Please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me please don’t get tired of me plea

[meanplastic]

[itsagifnotagif]

Animal derps cleanse my soul

[cute-overload]

[justbadpuns]

Don’t ask how it’s embarrassing. Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

[totallyfubar]

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

[leadhoovesies]

SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN