#viviiaspatter

[sanssationalskeleton-blog]

Dare you to flirt with someone

already done

[ask-dogi]

☱

Ressa

August 17, 21XX 

(..That spider I keep meeting, Vivi, during anime nights, is just continuing to grow in my thoughts.. I think I’m crushing on her. bad. I hope that’s not the case, but part of me.. hopes it is..? I think Amy might be, too, but from what we’ve talked about, it’s not as bad as me.. dog-dammit, it’s been this way ever since I reconciled with Amy and Doggo, finally.. Perhaps I was this way along, and things were just…going to happen, eventually. ..Oh, well. In any case, the least I can do is hang out with her or give her some presents, actually get to know her before seriously revealing I like her, but.. The teasing’s probably made it clear as day anyway.) 

[tyree403]

A Starter for Viviiaspatter CHAN!

@viviiaspatter

Having trouble finding some pumpkin spices for his pumpkin pie recipe, he begins to scour the Undernet. Luckily for him, there is a store selling them. Thus, he decides to send the store owner a private message under the user Tyree403. 

You have received a message.

Hello. I would like to buy some pumpkin spices off of you. How much is it?

[tyree403]

Ⓐ

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[candydropdream-blog]

"Do you have a hidden fifth eye?"

“Yes. Yes I do.”

* The ultimate mystery has been solved! You seem to gain nothing from this grand discovery.

[candydropdream-blog]

"Can you do a backflip?! I want to see you do a backflip!"

* Viviia does a backflip. You just barely make out a slender, shiny strand of spider silk. She cheated.

[candydropdream-blog]

"What are you exactly? I can't make out what animals you represent the most. Are you like a mixed breed or something?"

“Uhh… Kinda? I mean I don’t have 8 arms but I’m still considered a spider.. cat… thing.”

“Ok, honestly I’m not entirely sure myself.”

[undauntedgunner]

Fight me.

“I’ll supply plenty of bullets! They’ll just be lodged in you.” 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLjkxmwXB5o