#vivy drunk

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me on a thursday night: tipsy on white wine and thinking about love and jesus and catholicism

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when you decide you need to be tipsy in time for the new single to come out and start chugging mike’s hard lemonade like it’s your job

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one time i was drunk and i was like outside and a little bug got in my wine and drowned when there was only a little bit in the bottom of the glass and i didn't wanna waste the last little bit of wine and was too drunk to care so i just??? drank the dead bug

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i’m tipsy and watching space between on loop and getting real emotional on this fine thursday evening, whatever, it’s fine

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if you ever get the opportunity to get drunk in front of your parents and younger siblings and family friends from church and former teachers/supervisors from high school just do it i fuckin dare you life is so short what do you have to lose

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yo drunk me was talking to this atheist person on friday night at a party and i’m defending my religion like “like i respect your right to be atheist but you know you can reclaim christianity like it doesn’t have to be all toxic like i’m queer too and christian and feminist and i love it” they go “there’s actually a lot of evidence that jesus was fictional” and i’m like my dude i’m pretty sure that’s the one thing scientists and religious people alike agree on?? i don’t think anyone is buying “jesus was fictional” i’m like 98% sure that whether or not people believe he was god pretty much every single intelligent person agrees on the fact that jesus was a thing that existed?? that was like a non-disputable fact my guy??? i couldn’t argue any of this properly though because i was drunk

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me getting drunk on a work night at a work event: wow hey these wine glasses look exactly like the ones i got at value village for six bucks

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being heavy weight on wine is fun i just drank three glasses of the stuff and felt absolutely nothing