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[fuckleydiaz]

Things I've done at work that are not on my list of job duties

• built a snowman to watch it melt

• had a sword fight with fishing poles

• climbed to the top of the steel cage just to prove a point

• overdosed on redbull

[teelagurl558]

This is what i married

@fuckleydiaz

[fuckleydiaz]

I’m just a girl I see a DILF I get a little stupid

[fuckleydiaz]

My wife is giving me comedy gold from the ER

“I can’t walk, can you go tell those nice cops that this man’s penis is out”

“Something something hospital bracelet or whatever that rat man said” - @teelagurl558.

[teelagurl558]

Dearest Wife of Mine~

I know birthdays aren't your favorite these days, but I don't often get days fully dedicated to appreciating you. I don't often feel like I know how to show the affection and the value I have for you, because it is so truly immense.

29 years ago the stars aligned somehow and a little agent of chaos sprouted forth. Nearly 5 years ago, the higher powers of the internet crossed our paths. To this day, all my achievements, all the little miracles in my life, that is the miracle I am most grateful for.

I love being here through the growth and healing and change, I love the laughter, I love the never ending conversations, I love the "peer review diagnoses" that I could not escape if I tried. I love knowing that I will be here to listen to you scream about sportsball, and you will be here to listen to me scream about the star whores, and that one day we will laugh and watch our kids yell at each other about new silly antics, forever.

Legal or not, you are the best wife I could ever ask for and more than I could've dreamed of in a best friend. And no matter how you feel about birthdays, I'm glad there's a national holiday dedicated to celebrating my better half.

Here's to you--my soulmate, and the sillier, softer, sunshine half to all the gay ships we keep collecting and lovingly sharing together. Thank you for putting up with my diet rafe cameron/dean winchester grumpy ass for this long.

@spinningintheshadows Thank you for still being here. You make every day brighter just by being in it.

[fuckleydiaz]

POV You’re my wife and I’m watching Sullivans Crossing and making it her problem @teelagurl558

[fuckleydiaz]

I need all of you to know every couple months I have to remind @teelagurl558 (when she’s being dramatic) that she cannot function as a human without me. We figured that out in 2023 when I was on a grippy sock vacay and @microplasticsubmarine had to take her on field trips for her to be a functioning human while I was gone. She turned into Phil Lester when left alone.

[fuckleydiaz]

My wife’s pumpkins out here recreating the scene where Tommy see Bucks face with boils for the first time