#vld softpost

[bardstardish]

allura: hey...hunk?

hunk: yes?

allura, taking a deep breath: you are so very handsome and smart and polite and talented!

hunk: oh! thank you! you’re also very talented and smart and pretty!

allura, tearing up: no, thank YOU. thank you for existing.

hunk: allura?

allura, arms wrapped around lance: he’s just so great. i want to love him forever.

lance, patting her back: i know, lura...i know.

[bardstardish]

lance: so you know how i have little impulse control when i’m shopping?

hunk: yeah

lance: and you know how we like penguins?

hunk: yeah

lance: target was selling plush penguins for $5

hunk: YEAH??

lance: so i got us one each. mine penguin’s name is newtnewt.

hunk: LOVE OF MY LIFE!

[bardstardish]

lance, on the comm: hey hunk i’m in the hangar with red. could you do me a favour please?

hunk: sure buddy what is it?

lance: ok walk into the bathroom

hunk: yeah

lance: ok now look up at the mirror

hunk: got it

lance: ok now in the middle you should see the universes greatest and coolest best friend. do you see him?

hunk: no i can’t see him. i think he’s in the hangar with red.

lance: you are the best thing that has ever happened to me and if someone told me i could relive every moment with you i’d take them up on their offer no matter what the price

[bardstardish]

lance: hey what’s up my name is lance and i’m a-

hunk: good looking dude!

lance: a...uh y...yeah i! i am! a handsome fellow!

hunk: YEAH!

lance: YEAH!