#vn thoughts.

[miraclewoozi]

vernon who sends u a thirteen minute long voice note of him jerking off while you’re asleep because he’s been at it for so long it hurts but he still can’t come so it’s just him incoherently babbling and whining and frustratedly groaning into his mic telling u he wishes u were there to help. or something

[miraclewoozi]

vernon as a college radio host who does a nighttime show that only gets like 5-10 listeners at a time but one of them is always you.

you text in sometimes to tell him that you really liked certain songs n shit and he talks back to you, asking about your day, your homework, if you want him to play you a specific track. and anyway one night one of his other listeners tells him to hurry up and find the mystery listener and take them on a date bc they’re sick to the back teeth of the damn flirting

[miraclewoozi]

anywayyyyy hairdresser!vernon who is the only person you trust not to mess you up. it also helps that he doesn’t try to make small-talk with you and maybe that he’s handsome as hell