#vodka dad

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For the bad memes of all mankind

Inspired by @elenatria's conversation with anon

[elenatria]

Have you ever thought about drawing Bacho x Pavel?? Uhhhhh 👁👄👁

I... have. Sigh.

Here are my Pacho sketches and WIPs, hope you enjoy. ^^

[elenatria]

Wow the afghanka hat visor theory it's interesting and confirms that Vodka Mom is actually a power bottom who does what he wants and we knew that but still lolllll!! And yes, Boris needs no hat!

Lol that was definitely one wild Chernobyl headcanon brought to you by none other than @litttlesilkworm . XD <3

The Vodka Family really really should have more episodes so that we’d get deeper into the Garo/Bacho dymanic. Garo is totally a power bottom but I could easily see him switching - because... Garo.

Btw I was going through the script lately and how come I never saw this before??

Garo nods at him “Do something”, awww... Vodka Mom, to the rescue!!

Also, Bacho’s gentle but firm “Drink”. <3333 His whole character in two words.

In the episode, both Garo and Bacho notice Pavel’s tears but for all the concern in Bacho’s eyes, all that he manages to say is “You gonna eat?”. And then Bacho turns to Vodka Mom for help but Garo looks away. “Do something”..?? Bitch please, Renck’s (and Manvelov’s) Garo is not a softie, he’s a POWER BOTTOM, BABY. “I’m not cleaning up your mess, asshole”. 

Another hilarious detail shedding more light into the Garo/Bacho dynamic:

Because OF COURSE Bacho likes listening to himself talk. Surely Garo is the silent type in general but perhaps Bacho’s larger-than-life personality makes him think “fuck it, he’s not gonna listen anyway”. And he shuts up. 

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Pavel: *arrives to the liquidators' camp*

Bacho:

Bonus

Garo:

[elenatria]

It makessense, "ugly piece of shit" could be Bacho's way to say "good morning". And of course he makes an exception for Pavel because he had the boy for like 30 seconds but if something happened to him, Bacho would kill everybody in the same room and then himself. 🐺🐶🌼

LMAO “ugly piece of shit” for “good morning”, vodka for breakfast, makes sense. XD

“.. and then himself” - *cries*

(I really can’t can’t CAN’T get over those Bacho/Pavel/Garo emoticons. *cries some more*)

God I must finish the next chapter asap.. I need to get in the Pacho mood again. Someone plz come here and slap me with an egg-basket. 

Oh btw we kinda knew that, but did you see just how big Bacho’s smile was when he introduced himself to Pavel?

And Pavel’s like “Mmmmmkay, can I have that hand back?”

[elenatria]

GURL I AM SIMO WHAT THE FUCK I SAW THE VOLVO SPOT ON TV HERE IN ITALY BUT IT'S DIFFERENT, THEY NEVER SHOW THE FATHERS FACE SO CLEARLY ONLY THE MOM AND IT SHOWS THE FAMILY LIFE, THE PARENTS MAKING THE HOUSE CHILD-PROOF AND THEN THE MOM IS SO TIRED AT THE END OF THE DAY AND SHE FALL ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING BUT THE CAR HELPS HER BY STAYING ON THE ROAD I DIDNT KNOW THE DAD WAS FARES WHAT THE FUCK VODKA DADDDDDDDDD

You probably saw a slightly different spot focusing on the mom instead (sexism!!1 lol). I guess Fares filmed a whole series of Volvo ads and that was just one of them.

I'm not exactly dying for realistic spots because parental stress is not. Funny. 😵

But I guess I'll just keep what's really important in that ad. ^^

He is Vodka *Dad*, for real. 😉

[elenatria]

"These women don't possess any moral values, empathy or common reslect"... but Vodka Dad said I am good girl 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇🤭 #disrespectfulbabycomrades

You should always always listen to Vodka Dad, comrade, he knows best.

[elenatria]

LUNA, WHERE ARE YOU, GIRL? GET YOUR ASS HERE. LOOK WHAT ALEXEJ JUST POSTED ON HIS INSTA STORY.

Did you send it to him?

CONFESS.

I haven't been following him as long as I've been following Fares or Barry but honestly? I think he's more fun than the other two. He's a GEEK, DUDE, plus he worships Monica Bellucci and now he just posted your meme.

I rest my ffffffucking case.