#vodka mum

[geekandmisandry]

you don't even know me but I consider you my Tumblr Mom <3

Well . . . that sounds like me as a mum tbh. 

“Jess where is your kid?”

“Who??”

But I can be your Tumblr mum. Is there a vodka mum? That’s me. You should know you already have a sibling wildisthewolf is my son. 

[casbitchh]

when I grow up I want to be the kind of mum that knows all the drama that goes on with my kids friends and I'll get together with all the other mums and gossip about their teenage drama and just love shamelessly through my kids it'll be awesome