cunt force trauma

it’s dr casbitchh now 😎

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Lesbian perverts WILL save the world

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[probuccalfat]

trivial complaint i know but i hate it when you tell somebody you like an americano black or a doppio espresso and they hit you with “i like having a fun coffee” okay??? or worse when they hit you with a “black coffee was an eating disorder thing for me” because it just feels like they’re implying i make a coffee choice to maximum punishing myself. girl it’s because i’m cheap and easy to please

[softwaring]

[4chansbest]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[casbitchh]

got a long list interview for a faculty job in new zealand EVERYONE START MANIFESTING RIGHT NOW

[casbitchh]

got shortlisted, great work on the manifesting everyone 👍

[casbitchh]

shortlist interview is tomorrow morning EVERYONE MANIFEST AGAIN 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[casbitchh]

i have had a very promising sign EVERYONE MANIFEST HARDER

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[casbitchh]

fuuuuck i’m in greece for a conference next week and it’s going to be so so hot