cunt force trauma

it’s dr casbitchh now 😎

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Lesbian perverts WILL save the world

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[yuppiesnpuppies]

It just keeps on going

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[lesbianbloodritual]

(to a butchfemme couple on the street) (completely sincere) thank you for forcing me to witness your twisted sexual roleplay

[silversong79]

Someone: You can’t sum up the entirety of Peregrin Took with one sentence!

Me, an intellectual:

[transfemininomenon]

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

[transfemininomenon]

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[casbitchh]

i must remember digital footprint 😞😞😞

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[charlesoberonn]