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anyway i think im going to go for a yellow and green colour scheme with my new apartment. there is a BEAUTIFUL yellow couch that im going to blow like half my relocation reimbursement on, and in the kitchen i want to have like olive green toaster and kettle with matching olive / sage dishware. so i think having like a green rug in the living room, green duvet cover with lots of yellow ornaments / small functional things (eg teatowels) and lots of plants i can make it look very cohesive. then i think having like natural wood (medium to dark tones) for like table, dresser, bed frame etc would work nicely

casbitchh

like i am not bringing a single piece of furniture with me and will have to buy literally everything and will probably have it all for a very long time so rahhhhh im going to have a colour scheme and everything’s going to look so good. picture is the vibe that im going for

#like imagine this but with more of a turkish rug pattern and probably with boring white walls bc i’ll be renting #i’m also going to have to buy boring crap like pans and a rice cooker but i might put the call out for that for christmas presents #and will also raid my parents places for stuff they don’t want anymore #because i will live in the same country as my parents for the first time in eight years RAHHHHH

anyway i think im going to go for a yellow and green colour scheme with my new apartment. there is a BEAUTIFUL yellow couch that im going to blow like half my relocation reimbursement on, and in the kitchen i want to have like olive green toaster and kettle with matching olive / sage dishware. so i think having like a green rug in the living room, green duvet cover with lots of yellow ornaments / small functional things (eg teatowels) and lots of plants i can make it look very cohesive. then i think having like natural wood (medium to dark tones) for like table, dresser, bed frame etc would work nicely

#yellow is my favourite colour but there is so much more available in green #and the toaster / kettle is a matching set and the green is so pretty #i’m so sick of like the white particle board furniture i want classy things that i’ll have for a long time

flight booked to new zealand RAHHHHHHH

#fourth and last intercontinental move ‼️‼️#i have two checked bags and will see if i can stick to that instead of mailing stuff over #i moved here with four bags but that’s bc it was cheaper to add more bags than to buy stuff like new sheets etc so i bought more than i need #and i can’t add more bags bc it’s with multiple airlines #but i went through my clothes and everything that i hardly ever wear has been packed away separately #and if i don’t dig it out in the next few months before the move it’s not worth bringing with me #anyway i’ve chosen like the kettle and duvet cover and plate set that i want to buy i am SO READY to settle #escaping the postdoc gulag 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

spinecutter-archive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

spinecutter-archive

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

zapatism

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

#me last night yaaaaaay #i went home and was like wtf happened in the group chat bc there were 100+ notifications and they were all talking about the world cup

yuppiesnpuppies

It just keeps on going

lilyblisslys

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

fleshengine

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

lesbianbloodritual

(to a butchfemme couple on the street) (completely sincere) thank you for forcing me to witness your twisted sexual roleplay

silversong79

Someone: You can’t sum up the entirety of Peregrin Took with one sentence!

Me, an intellectual:

transfemininomenon

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

transfemininomenon