Apr 23, 2015
Great day today!
Made it through the day with ZERO problems! Now I'm off for the next 2 days! Let's keep this trend going. It's nice to have an adult beverage for enjoyment and not for stress relief!
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Great day today!
Made it through the day with ZERO problems! Now I'm off for the next 2 days! Let's keep this trend going. It's nice to have an adult beverage for enjoyment and not for stress relief!
How did I miss National Beer Day yesterday?!?
Why did no one tell me? If National Vodka Day comes around and no one tells me, I'm gonna be pissed!!
It might be the vodka talking
but I'm watching the Lip Sinc Battle on Spike TV and it is awesome!
The Grinch lives here
At last count, wifey and I have ruined the Christmas for 5 family members! This is because we have changed things up this year and will NOT see these 5 on Christmas Eve! (The 5 are her mother, sister and her family) We WILL be seeing them all on Christmas Day but since we are breaking "tradition" we have ruined their Christmas! FUCK your traditions! This kind of drama is why I hate the holidays. Wifey has gone from being made to feel guilty to being pissed! I love it! It's okay, we will be Mr. & Mrs. Charming on Christmas Day and all will have a good time. Wifey and I have vowed to be functioning drunks for the day! (Wifey is a sexy Grinch!!!)
Saturday recap
So to the 4 kids that we are already keeping add a 2 yo AND a 78 year old and a 75 year old. Honestly the 5 children are easier to deal with than the 2 old ladies! They can be a little overwhelming! I think that wifey now has a headache from all of the eye rolling! I need liquor now!
Going to dinner!
I've started 3 different posts but words are not falling outta my head! So I am taking wifey to dinner, I will keep buying her vodka until she starts saying some funny shit that I can post later.
Thanksgiving Hacks
are the words that I just googled, since we are again hosting the dinner. 2 things were noticeably missing: 1. On Wednesday, go to liquor store and stock up on vodka, Plenty of vodka! 2. On Thanksgiving Day, go to Denny's!
And now the SEX!
After not speaking most of the day I wasn't sure what to expect last night. We are in a small hotel room in Charleston, SC and drinking vodka (VodkaRules). After a while I think that things might be okay between us but I'm not going to pursue anything. Next thing you know, she turns out the lights and then comes at me from behind, and good lord!!!... I told her before going to sleep that I felt like I was with a 30 year old woman. I found out this morning that my statement about being with a 30 year old was GOLD! We have talked over the years that she became sexually alive when she turned 30! So I did a good thing there!