Ngl you look so much like a milf. You look like a librarian who points people to the erotica section. You look like you purr “oh really?” When people get flustered. you could literally be my mother but oh my fucking god. ohhhhhh you’re so hot. fuck.
Okay sorry for being unhinged. I hope you get to win the lottery and retire early and without any fucking fear!!!!!
...oh really, Nonny? I hate to disappoint you, but I'll never be your dream librarian. While my friends did library science, I was working retail, and learning arts and tattoo and the occult. I am fairly certain that I could point you at some books on lesbianism and demonology though, unless you'd rather I strapped you down onto a chair and started putting some needles and ink under your skin? Anyways, you have a good night, Nonny. May your dreams be completely unhinged and disturbing. And don't worry about those new marks when you wake up, I'm sure they don't mean anything at all.













