#voiceofthegiant

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I’m really bad at keeping in contact with people who are important to me and who I love because of my crushing depression™ but let it be known that if I’ve talked to you and then suddenly stopped I still think about you often and you mean the world to me.

Thank.

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Winter is better than summer

In winter I can dress in nice matching layers and I look HYPE

in summer I’m just a sweaty 20 year old with a dad bod

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RIGHT, LISTEN UP

My long time friend @satanstrousers just released his album titled "My Happy Place" find it on Spotify, Amazon music, iTunes, all that good shit. Go support the fucker, buy the album if you can, if you can't that's ok, any support help, The had been a PSA from your friendly Australian -jordan, over and out

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tumblr, the fuck dude??

So I’ve been going through some old posts and have come across old friends (who I haven’t talked to in a while cause I’m shit at keeping in touch) but like????? It says I’m not following them????? WHY????

Friendos if I’ve unfollowed you pls let me know. I love you all dearly and think about you often

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You know when I think of @setheverman I’m like “!!! This dude is the dude. Super big dude, super talented. above us all!” Then I go on his tumblr and there’s normal shit? Just shitposts and NORMAL DOWN TO EARTH PEOPLE SHIT???? Like ???? Like bruh

The fuck?

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Story time.

So yesterday, I had just gotten off work and I wanted to calm down, so I went to a friends place had a couple joints and played video games for a while, about an hour later we were both hungry, so we walked down the street to the MacDonalds. There I saw one of my other friends who works in the cafe and always takes my order, she greeted me with a warm smile and a “what are you having today jordy”

So I, in the heat of the moment replied with

“Bitch I might be”

I then realised both what she actually said and what I replied with, profusely apologied and ordered “that one drink that I always get” and she knew exactly what I wanted.

Don’t do drugs kids

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When I was younger I didn’t know exactly how a new pope was chosen, but I was told that black smoke came out when they hadn’t decided and white smoke came out when they had.

Ok so knowing this, my little 6-8 year old brain filled in the blanks.

So what I decided (and believed for longer than I care to admit) they did was get pictures of all the pope candidates, and twice a day they’d thrown one into the fire. If the smoke was black that one wasn’t holy enough. If it was white, bam you got a new pope

All praise the holy fire of selection.

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So my blog turned 5 today

The fuck am I doing with my life