currently in an uncomfortable period of "none of the other fuckers is willing to fully take the body but im ALSO not willing to fully take the body" so um. everyone is just super out of it.
maybe the tried-and-true "get this one guy's favorite candy flavor so he'll take over the body to eat it and then maybe stay after the candy is eaten" will work
this would be signed off but no one has any idea who's here rn. the lack of first-person pronouns is intentional













