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peppoco

i’m starting a collection,

#kool finds #no id

the-muppet-joker

On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

#^ whatever gender this muppet is. make it the opposite #kool finds

I STILL CANT POST WITH MY MAIN ACCOUNT WHAT DO I DO EVEN

#the answer is “resign to my fate and retheme appropriately” obvs. but also ???#kool posts

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

agnostic-atheist spectrum but with flavors

an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain

gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one

gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution

creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)

god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship

the universe is a pet goldfish kept in an irresponsibly small bowl by a toddler deity whose parents are considering moving up to a hamster

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

not just atheist but anti-theist. a divine being descends to earth and im in the background booing

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

god isn't real but if it was, we'd be obligated to imprison it for crimes against humanity

#the christian god has quite a kill count #which does include children #satan has no similar thing #kool finds

tumblr wont let me post on my main again 💔🥀 so now im on the original account

#kool posts

gooseworx

I'm unmedicated as FUCK broooooooo!!!!

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jokes on you tumblr. i have a workaround for your post button shenanigans (alternate account)

#kool posts

IT WONT LET ME POST ON MY MAIN HELP

#i've already tried closing and re-opening the app btw. (im using mobile web rn)#kool posts

thepromiscuousfinger

chaifootsteps

#Please little bird

meriwetherwrites

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.