okay but what if what if nate got wade a hairless cat cause he looked at it and also immediately thought “oh that’s wade” and while they’re both big dumbs about taking care of themselves they’re really carful with this cat and love it so much and wade constantly is dressing the cat up in clothes saying that it’s probably cold and the cat has nate completely trained to cook it fancy expensive food constantly but not eating the regular food and nate worries about the cats diet
LISTEN I’ve been talking about au where Wade IS a hairless cat that Nate owns and Wade would cuddle up to him all the DAMN. TIME. and leave his booty prints all over every smooth, shiny surface in Nate’s penthouse, including Nate’s shiny metal arm and Nate is just like.... really?
Wade is also the kind of cat that sleeps on Nate’s chest so Nate wakes up in the morning and the first thing he sees is Wade’s hairless butt pressed right up against his face and he’s like... WADE, REALLY???
