The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang
Rating: ❤❤❤❤1/2
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: 5 June 2018
Synopsis: Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases--a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old.
It doesn't help that Stella has Asperger's and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice--with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan--from foreplay to more-than-missionary position...
Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but to crave all the other things he's making her feel. Soon, their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic...
The Kiss Quotient is the debut novel by Helen Hoang. I must say I had heard a lot about this novel over the past few months and wow does it ever live up to the hype. As someone with friends and family who have Asperger Syndrome, I was blown away with the accurate and wonderful portrayal of it. I had this one on pre-order and I read it as soon as it hit my Kindle, not stopping until I finished somewhere around four o’clock in the morning. Yes, the day walking around like a zombie was worth it because this book had me on a high.
“Michael was mint chocolate chip for her. She could try other flavors, but he’d always be her favorite.”
Stella Lane is not your average romance heroine. She’s a thirty-year-old woman econometrician who is successful, brainy, and wealthy. When it comes to econometrics she is a certifiable genius, but when it comes to social interactions she barely passes the grade. Having Asperger’s she misses social cues, is overly honest, and struggles with intimacy.
Michael Phan is an escort whose heart just isn’t into it. Struggling with debt and having to keep his family together he is only working as a way to help support his family. Michael is a stand up guy who is just as insecure as Stella is. She fascinates him and he is infinitely kind and patient with her.
The story plays like a gender reversal of Pretty Woman but is way better in my opinion. This is another of those books you really have to read to understand – it’s simply not enough to just read about it. The story was so refreshing, the characters vibrant and alive, and the family dynamics were incredible. Stella’s disorder is never overplayed, never becomes a punchline, and never used to create drama, it’s just apart of who she is.
“She could change her actions, change her words, change her appearance, but she couldn’t change the root of herself. At her core, she would always be autistic. People called it a disorder, but it didn’t feel like one. To her, it was simply the way she was.”
One thing I loved about this novel is how effortlessly inclusive it is. Michael is biracial (Swedish/Vietnamese) and Stella is autistic. It’s so rare to see this in the romance genre and I want more of it. The fact this is a debut has completely blown my mind and I honestly can’t wait to read more from this author.
It had me turning the pages at a record rate. I loved that it was all about Stella and Michael’s relationship without too much distraction. I loved the care put into this novel. I loved how this made me reassess certain aspects of my life.
As I mentioned, I know a lot of people with Asperger’s and I found myself relating most with Michael whose approach to Stella was simply wonderful. It’s a story about being different, a story about finding love, and a story about acceptance.
The thing that stopped me giving it a full five out of five rating was the clichéd ending. It felt like a little bit of a let down after such a fabulous story. However, the book was pure magic.
Put this on your must read list. You won’t regret it.












