Okay so as revision for my English exam i wrote this little thing as practice for writing leaflets n stuff. So ofc i had to make it fandom related in some way. So here's a leaflet "advertising" the waylay! since I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.
welcome to the waylay your one way to avoid death!
Are you a soul who's looking to die soon and are considering your options on where you want to go? "options? I thought there was only the dark world?" you may say and that my friend is where you are wrong! There ARE in fact other options. well, one other. and that my friends, is the Waylay. A safe haven from the terrors beyond death and Kayne and I'd like to invite you to join us.
Beyond death
I'm sure some of you stumbled upon this without any context of existence beyond death and are wondering: "What's the dark world and why would I want to avoid it?" and do not fret for I will of course answer that, now. The dark world is a place where all the dead of any given world in any given universe is dumped. In fact 99.999999999999999% of dead come to this glorified garbage bin. Humans, monsters, even cute little puppies, doesn't matter- I know, Overcrowded much! Just another reason to try and avoid it. On top of that it also alters the way your brain works! You see, when you die it takes all the lovely good parts of your life and throws them away! Leaving only your resentment, hatred and all those horrible yucky parts of yourself and that, is what's left in this gloomy little place. So I'm afraid there's no creating a safe haven of your own in that horrible place as by the time you get there? You won't want to.
Pros and cons
I'm sure now, considering the alternative, you may be more keen on joining us at the waylay. But what if I told you there is more!
. Live music and standup comedy! . on site cooked food! . and a wonderful thriving community.
I could go on.
The Waylay was created to avoid the worst that may come, not only to you but our wonderful Manager! One of 2 Nyarlathoteps left in existence. While this place acts as an escape for you it was initially created as a bastion for our Manager to hide from the other Nyarlathotep who was trying to kill him. And in his avoidance (and boredom) he decided to bless us with this space where we slowly gained a thriving community of only the best. Plenty of room to make new friends, not just for life but for the rest of your existence! pros aside, we must of course discuss the cons. You won't be able to bring anyone unfit into our establishment. We just can't run the risk of anyone leaking our very secretive location. You can't try the dark world before coming here. I'm afraid if you are given the offer its only one time. You can of course leave the waylay if you decide its not for you, but we are afraid you cannot come back. The inevitability of pure, violent destruction at the hands of Kayne once he finds the location. And finally. You are required to have a sense of humour. sorry to those missing their medial ventral prefrontal cortex! your not invited.
How to join the waylay
Now. Finally. I will tell you how you can join us here and its really very simple. Be of interest to our Manager. "what constitutes as interesting to the Manager" you may be asking and, well. We don't know. Many of us have asked, all to get different, vague, answers. For some its their sense of humour, others their skill in music, sometimes its something as simple as having an interesting life! I'm sure some of you will be disappointed with the lack of details. Especially with how much we've hyped this place up. But do not fret. Just be interesting and maybe if your lucky you can join us here!
For example. Our head chef Alfred was considered interesting for his ability to cook! He was actually one of the first to join the waylay. You see the manager, before the whole being hunted by his alternate universe self had taken to strolling through the human world and seating himself in random establishments to try their food. (he's always had quite the appetite) and of all the restaurants and cooks our Alfred was the one to catch his eyes. Maybe it was the way he sautéed mushrooms or how he grilled stakes or perhaps it was his signature crab cakes that caught the Managers eye (and stomach) and so when he was deciding on staff you can guess who was his first pick! Many of us have similar stories, not all of course. Some of us aren't even sure why we are here but that's alright! we have a good 80% that allow us to present you with our method.
Now we are coming to the end of our leaflet and I must thank you for reading and considering joining us! We welcome you with a drink and a crabcake if you join our crew. Don't forget what the alternative is. Don't tell kayne and I hope to see you soon.
