And now for Easter day, we proudly present
Anonyorb Ponders...
And now our host, Anonyorb.
Anonyorb: Ah yes. Today with it being the day a bearded man chases a playboy models or something, I ponder the important things. Here it is.
Anonyorb: this is an Onix, or an Iwark in Japanese, the Rock Snake pokemon whose Japanese name is the Japanese words for Rock and Snake combined...
Anonyorb: He is based on this cute boy, the non venomous snake called the African Rock Python. They have such beautiful back patterns. These patterns make this snake look like it is made out of rocks. I love these long noodles. Fun fact steelix is my favorite ground type. But getting off topic. Why in Game Freak's infinite wisdom did they allow Onix and Steelix to not learn Glare, aka Snake Glare in Japanese, or Coil, two pretty standard Snake moves. Drampa based on Snoop Dogg can learn it and only reason I can think is he gets you stoned. So why not these two giant snakes?






