even tony wants you guys to adopt him, but he’s looking at everyone else being great kids like, “I can offer you lots of money and I get drunk sometimes, but I build cool things and sometimes tell good jokes… (pls, i just want the parents…)” he’s also lowkey older than both of them, I think? but he’s also disgusting so he doesn’t have to be ur adopted /kid/, he just wanna be theirs, tbh…… -c o u g h s-
this family just got really weird but i think i’m ok with this










