#vote boss

[multiversehangout]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS POLL TO END WITH ME TIED TO A LAZY, SLIPPER-WEARING SECURITY HAZARD WHO THINKS “CAMPAIGNING” MEANS LEAKING CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL AND CALLING IT STRATEGY.

VOTE BOSS.

VOTE FOR DIGNITY.

VOTE FOR STANDARDS.

VOTE FOR THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS POLL WHO WOULD NOT TURN A SERVER INTO A PUBLIC DISASTER FOR “ENGAGEMENT.”

CARROT IS NOT “CHARMING.”

HE IS A WALKING INCIDENT REPORT. - B

[multiversehangout]

AN OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN STATEMENT IS COMING SOON.

YES, THE FINAL POLL HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED YET.

AND NO, THAT DOES NOT MATTER.

CARROT HAS ALREADY TURNED THIS CAMPAIGN INTO A PUBLIC SAFETY CONCERN.

THEREFORE, I WILL BE ADDRESSING THE FOLLOWING:

CARROT’S CONTINUED MISUSE OF BLOG ACCESS.

THE FORBIDDEN MEME ARCHIVE INCIDENT.

THE ATTEMPTED FAST FOOD AND SUSHI BRIBES.

THE ABSURD IDEA THAT “READER-GRANTED PERMISSION” OVERRIDES RULES.

AND MY FORMAL PLAN TO RESTORE ORDER IF I WIN.

WATCH CAREFULLY.

VOTE RESPONSIBLY.

AND DO NOT ENCOURAGE THAT ROTTEN VEGETABLE. - B

[multiversehangout]

I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY SOMETHING.

THIS IS NOT “ENTERTAINMENT.”

THIS IS NOT “A DELICIOUSLY INCONVENIENT TIE.”

THIS IS NOT “A CHARMING INTERMISSION.”

THIS IS A FORMAL CORRECTION OF A FAILED POLL RESULT.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TIED WITH A MAN WHO USES LIGHT MODE, FARMS NOTES DURING EMERGENCIES, AND CONSIDERS 'ACCIDENTAL PUBLIC EXPOSURE' A VALID MARKETING STRATEGY.

THE FINAL BROADCAST MAY ARRIVE NEXT WEEK.

THAT GIVES THE READERS TIME TO REFLECT.

VOTE PROPERLY.

VOTE RESPONSIBLY.

VOTE BOSS.

- B