#voxcast

[chatter-vox]

This just in!

Have you, good people of Hell, ever wondered what it's really like at the Hazbin Hotel? Sure, Princess Charlie Morningstar has given a few short interviews, opened up her doors for any and all...

But can you trust her?

Can you forgo your life and home, leaving behind everything you've ever done and been, all for the possibility of escape? How much of your hobbies and interests would you have to abandon? How much of yourself could you lose? Is the promise of Heaven even real?

Wonder no longer!

We went inside the Hazbin Hotel so you don't have to! Turned over every stone we came across.

Interviewed REAL people living there!

With REAL stories to share!

We have it all, laid bare for you, the people, to see! Look for

𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕: 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜

Tonight at 8!

VoxTek! Trust us with your information!

[titanomancy]

“Foul door! I’ll not be so cruelly taunted by such an enchantment.”

[chatter-vox]

Fellow Hellizens

As some of you may already be aware, there were attacks specifically targeting Voxtech Outreach Stores™ last night. Available locations have been updated in HellMaps. Our hearts go out to any and all of our loyal customers affected. Unfortunately, with our supply affected, we will have to temporarily raise prices on some of our top products (full list available in the VoxShop™ app).

But fret not! For we are going to turn this into an opportunity! The Voxtech Outreach Stores™ will be rebuilt with new specifications, a wider array of selections, and with sturdier walls and foundation! Trust Us, as the safety of you and your property is of the upmost importance!

[titanomancy]

“Where do these stairs go?”

“They go up.”

[ask-valerian-40k]