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-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/21/2020]
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-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/21/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 25 of VR therapy testing Subjects 35, 19, and 21 are taking a break today, so everyone’s going to have to use the makeshift rope ladder we’ve constructed out of hospital gowns and stray gauze. Oh and also hair 😊 Subject 104.7 has decided to start a gospel group with specimens 101.5 and 95.9. I find that their songs will be incredibly pleasing to the demon portal! Subject $#\+! seems to be interested in the biomechanics lab. If Dr. Boon would be willing to just give him a pile of wires and limbs to toy with, that should keep him out of your hair.
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs (?) [8/7/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 26 of VR therapy testing Subjects 35, 19, and 21 are back on duty! Please be aware that they have recently unionized, so they will need payment before the carry you. Generally, it’s three riddles, but you might get requests for blood or your firstborn every once in a while 🤷♀️ Subject 104.7 is still singing gospel, but 101.5 has started singing 80’s and 90’s music, while 95.9 has taken to modern pop. Quite the groove! Subject $#\+! had a great time yesterday! He got a tour of the biomechanics lab, and even has his own pile of brains and sticks of ram to play with😊 👻stay spooky👻 - Randall (If I can’t remove the dang header, I’ll just fight it with a footer!)
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs (Randall) [8/8/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 8 of VR therapy testing Subject 35 is undergoing another 🕷surgery🕷 today, but she'll be around tomorrow. ☃ Specimen 13 in the TikTok Children’s Hospital is quite lively. Today he was found yelling “WHERE WE DROPPING!?!?” as he jumped from the fifth floor with a parachute made of hospital gowns. 😂 Ahh, the wonders of youth. 😊 Subject 2 is still missing, that jerk. 😡
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/19/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 18 of VR therapy testing WARNING: Specimen 13 is now capable of levitating hospital beds, I HIGHLY advise installing handles on the walls to avoid floating away ☁️😇☁️ Subject 35 is doing well, she has started giving children rides around the hospital, and she loves showing them her lair! Now if only she would stop losing track of them... Subject 2 has been acting a little creepy lately. I regularly find him trying to sneak up on me from behind; fortunately, the squeaky clown shoes I’ve forced him to wear seem to stop that 😄 no idea where his cow bell ended up though 🤔
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/29/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 5 of VR therapy testing Subject 35 showed no signs of consciousness today, though I bet she’s just faking it 😡. On a side note, there was a moment when the 🕷spider-drones🕷 lost track of her; when she was finally found, it appeared that she had managed to get to the fourth floor without the aid of an elevator 🤔 Subject 2 has yet to be recovered.
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/16/2020]
Surgeon’s log: Day 3 of VR therapy testing Found subject repairing the drinking fountain on the 3rd floor of the west wing. Though I am impressed that one could do so with a VR headset on, it’s not his responsibility. As punishment for doing another person’s job, the subject’s VR headset will be displaying a black void for the next week 😤.
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/14/2020]
Surgeon’s Log: day 15 of VR therapy testing Thanks to our new and improved VR headsets (props to Area 51 for the help 👽), subject 35 has finally calmed down and is willing to continue treatment. Though her mental state took a dive recently, I am confident she will recover 😊 PLEASE NOTE we ran out of things to mark subject 2 with, so if you see this week’s mandatory menu walking about, DO NOT CONSUME IT. It is actually a test subject in disguise 🤫 Specimen 13 was found in the children’s hospital speaking in reverse, but that isn’t out of the ordinary. Things are looking good! If anyone has more people that’d make great “volunteers” for the VR therapy trial, HMU. I’m currently looking at expanding the program!
-- Posted to private hospital forum by Dr. Selina Kochs [7/27/2020]