Tavros is dead
AT: yA DA YA LA TA DA, AT: iT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE, nOT DEAD, AG: POW! You are DEEEEEEEEAD! AT: i AM DEAD! AG: Hehehehe >::::) *Hears Eridan coming* Oh, shit- CA: *GASP* Tavvros is DEAD! AT: yES, i AM DEAD, CA: WWHY is Tavvros dead? AG: I dunno. AT: i THINK, iT WAS- AG & CA: SHH! YOU ARE DEAD! AT: oKAY, *tunnels into the ground* *car crash* GC: WH4T'S UP Y4 TROLLS?!? WHO'S UP FOR 4- G4H! WH4T TH3 FUCK JUST H4PP3N3D? AG & CA: Tavros is dead. GC: T4VROS 1S D34D?!?! CA: Correct! GC: >:D CA: So, did you see the murderer? AG & GC: No, sorry mate. CA: *SLAM* I wwill find them. I wwill capture them. And NO ONE wwil evver die again. *clapping* GC: OH, NOW TH4T'S N1C3. AG: I am daaaaaaaamn proud right now. CT: D--> ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! TAVROS IS DEAD! CA: Wwe knoww. CT: D--> WHO KILLED HIM? CA: Wwe don't knoww. CT: D--> I will find CLUES! *sniff sniff* CT: D--> What's that? A weapon!? CT: D--> THAT thing is why TAVROS IS DEAD! AT, CA, & GC: TAVROS IS DEAD??!? CT: D--> YES! *SLAM* HE DIED! *Shocked gasping* TA: IIIIIIIIINCOOOMIIIIIIIIIING!! *Equius gets hit by a car* TA: RAU2, RAU2! MOVE, NOW! TA: *kisses Tavros* AT: *begins floating* hOHOHO, tAV- *dies aain* TA: Iin my mediical opiiniion, TAVRO2 II2 DEAD!!! GC: SOLLUX, WH4T H4PP3N3D? >:? TA: My profe22iional opiiniion? *SLAM* TA: TAVRO2 WA2 KIILLED!!! GC: OH TROLL J3GUS... *Worried murmuring* TA: Ii don't thiink iit'2 anythiing two worry about. GC: W3LL, NOW WH4T? AC: :33 <Meowity meow motherfurr-kaBOOM! AG: Oh coooooooome on... AC: :33 <Lookadis! Furreakin' Tavros is DEAD! ... AC: :33 <Whattaya think of that? ... AC: :33 <Uh- CA: Yes, yes, Nepeta. AC: :33 <Yea- CA: GO HOME. *Aradia waves from the car* AC: :33 <AWW COME ON! PFFFTfurreakinunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck- *CAR EXPLOSION* CA: Okay. Let's get back to the point. AT: i THINK I AM DEAD, AG, CA, GC, TA: TAVROS IS DEAD??? TA: *GASP* Nepeta! Ii wiill heal you! *dies aswell* AT: oOH, sERIOUSLY! wHO KILLED ME? TC: *chugs a bottle of Faygo* It WaS mE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs!! Everyone: *GASP* TC: yEs! *gulp* I dId It LiKe ThIs! *Shoots Terezi* TC: WhOoP dE dOo! GC: *Is bleeding out* TC: *Gulpgulpgulp* tHaT's A jOkE, lAdS. *laff* TC: It WaS y- *burp* HeR! *points at Vriska* AG: *GASP* How did you know? TC: i DiDn'T! tHaT wAs A jOkE tOo! AG: Heheheheh.... >::::) (TC: Oh, I'm DeAd) AG: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! AG: THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS MEEEEEEEE! CA: You monster! AT: bUT WHYYYYY? D: { AG: Cuz you're CRIPPLED, 8oy. And another thing? You're. Ugly *The two argue. Eridan stares into the void and shrugs* AT: v R I S K A AG: AW god DAMMIT Tavros FUCK OFF! You are DEAAAAAAAAD! AT: nO YOU, pOW! AT: hAHA! yOU ARE DEAD! nOTBIGSUPRISE, AC: Wwell, that wwas idiotic. Off to hang myself! Wwatch and lea- *neck snap* AT: i AM ALIVE! iS NICE. AT: ... AT: yEAH, tHIS IS STUPID,
