The annoying perfect fucked couple that all the whingey singles hate lol
My partner is Corey. He's pretty sweet, life with him is a wonderful treat. Don't worry I'm not gonna rhyme this time lolllll and you will soon come to hear the many troubles in the years that got us to the here's ... I'm sure. Not always perfect...but preeeetttttyy close now I think 😝😝 that's just my purrspective. So it..I mean Corey and I..had an argument recently. You see he works away so I get lots of time to myself to do my independent woman thing with my kid and With my new found discovery of me and love for nature I got really sad about the grass in my rental backyard, or lack of! So I decided when he got home I would get him to help me grow the grass cz wtf even? How do you do that shit? (I'm surprised my first ever bonsai is like ridiculous blooming and that my seeds from Bunnings are like growing good as Lololol, I wasn't amused when I found out you could buy plants and flowers already grown 😹😹 yep be found love of nature I said lol). So when he got home he told me it would be impossible to grow the grass at the moment because it's summer and just not a happening thing because our backyard is basically a sand pit. "OH! OH?! THIS IS MY PROBLEM I THINK I NEED YOU, I SHOULD HAVE LEARNT BY NOW THAT I CAN DO THINGS ON MY OWN! Your so rude you make money by taking from the earth and yet you won't help me to even attempt to give back to her" .. Oh, shit lololololol. As I stared out the opposite car window with my arms folded protesting that "I can do it myself I should never have waited for you to come home! You just watch me! I'll grow that grass in the backyard!!!". I heard a small giggle and then he replies "is this really happening?" .. I stubbornly rose my head in a mocking manner trying to hide my amused smile as he continued.. "Is this really the only thing we can argue about? Fucking grass growing?" I began to metaphorically piss myself as I replied "get out of my mind you cruel human!" 😹 ... We laughed together for some time and then compared this to past bullshit and how much we have grown. I also very confidently and non bitchily announced that I would grow the grass myself, 2 days later...guess who decided to make the grass grow 😹😹😹 yeah he prefers to not be proven wrong by me 😹😹😹 such a bitch face lololol I'm still totally doing it and when it grows I guess we will argue over who really grew it before laughing together at how that's all we have to fight about. Team work makes the dream work. Count your blessings, it's rather non stressing hahaha yes.. Non stressing 😹😝😜✌️🙏💖