Hello everyone who likes vsmp crit. I have become brave enough to rant about how much I hate episode 6. Sorry to everyone who is sick of the crit posts honestly tho if ur following me ur probably expecting it. Feel free to ask me my thoughts on anything btw maybe I’ll be more positive LOL
So what’s my problem with episode 6? Well, first of all, it’s not like specific scenes or anything. It’s just the main concept of episode 6, which is: “make it vampires vs humans instead of the other nonsense you guys were up to before”
Like, did they ever? Confirm? Whether it was planned or not that EVERY SINGLE VAMPIRE would join the Castle? It just seems so, so, SO scripted, that I find it extremely hard to believe nobody on the team went “guys, we need to get all the vampires on the same side, make something up quick!”
And like, I get the IDEA behind it. It WAS a little strange that the series is presented like “vampires vs humans” yet there were only like, 4 vampires on one side, and all the humans were fairly chill with vampires and had openly vampire teammates. But isn’t there a better way to do it? It just felt so poorly done.
Not to mention how they LITERALLY. THE EPISODE BEFORE. HAD A GREAT BIG SPEECH ABOUT “it’s not what you are, it’s who you are. We’re going to help protect everyone from those who wish us harm!!!” Like that’s a very nice message, and then BOOM!!! THROW THAT OUT!!! ALL OF THAT PROMISING TO STICK TOGETHER MEANT NOTHING!!!
Like. Episode 6 solidified me as firmly Team Human. Some vampires, like Shelby, and surprisingly some humans, like Legs, try to show a message in their episodes, which is “vampires aren’t inherently evil, they’re just people”. A perfectly good message that episode 6, though I know people will disagree, just completely trashes. People will disagree because “they had reasons! They aren’t evil!” AND THATS TRUE, BUT WHEN YOU JUST LOOK AT IT, YOU LITERALLY JUST HAVE EVERY VAMPIRE RANDOMLY DECIDING “humans need to die” WHILE THE HUMANS ARE BEING PERFECTLY NICE TO THEM, WHAT TF ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK???
From a human pov, it quite LITERALLY looks like turning into a vampire just corrupts you or something, because EVERY. SINGLE. VAMPIRE. RANDOMLY TURNED AGAINST THEM (and are really freaking awful at explaining themselves btw). Honestly crazy how many times the narrative tries to screw over Legs specifically like rip “it’s not humans vs vampires it’s oakhurst vs those who wish us harm” sorry bud but god said “it’s humans vs vampires”
Okay but let’s look at all the vampires then, because it probably all makes total sense and flows really well right? Okay, so Scott and Owen are fine, they’re like, the leaders of the Castle Team. I do think the insistence on killing rather than turning is a bit strange since it’s just easier to turn than kill, but it feels fairly in character so whatever. It only felt off cuz they talked about it like it was a good strategy at times.
Shelby makes sense too, this is her family… and like, deciding that people need to start dying possibly is fine too. It does feel a little off since she’s trying to be good and so are the humans, but she did get pretty wronged by them so it’s actually fine from her POV imo.
Pyro should also be fine then, right? Core Four? NO. RIP CURE PLOTLINE 😭😭😭 It doesn’t feel too bad since his spiraling into not taking help makes enough sense, but still, the humans try SO SO SO hard to help him and he just starts spamming “you don’t understand” cuz it’s SO. SCRIPTED. He’s apologizing to them at times too like he doesn’t even WANNA. JUST GO BACK FOR THE CURE BRO!!! Pyro is by far not my biggest issue here tho, it still works for his tragic character, it just felt too rigged at times and also SUCKED for the humans trying to help!!!! LIKE SUCKED SO BAD!!!! AGAIN HUMANS ARE GIVEN 0 REASON TO BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES
And then there’s Avid. On paper, I’m not upset with Avid joining the Castle. Clearly, his character was meant to go that way. HOW EVER. Even THIS manages to get screwed up, due to how just GOOD the humans are. Avid is like “ok I’m still good guys” and everyone is like “ok we’ll help you” and things are going well, they’re bonding with vampire Avid, he has NO reason to betray them, then boom takes a single step into the Castle and suddenly it’s time to throw away everything. Legundo takes his eye off this kid for one second and boom. He’s not on your side anymore. Again, it’s mostly fine cuz Avid’s character was meant to go this way, but ALSO. Not only does it feel sort of odd. But it’s mostly in HINDSIGHT and OUT OF SERIES TALKS that we know he was intended to go this way. Viewers already found it very strange when Avid decided to get turned despite his characterization, and this only made that even worse. Tell someone nothing about VSMP and make them watch Avid’s POV, things will likely feel a little off (happened to me except I did it before ep6 so I was more prepared for ep6). I guess part of my problem is that, while he WAS intended to go full vampire, it’s framed as a good thing when it is testifiably not. But if I say that then ppl will act like I don’t understand the queer metaphor. I have issues with the queer metaphor but that’s not what this post is about so I’ll summarize it with “why is the metaphor’s queer expression Drinking Blood And Killing Innocent People”
And then Drift. Oh Drift. Honestly one of my least favorite parts of episode 6. I really, really, REALLY liked Drift and her POV. Before this episode. After it, I struggle to care as much as I did. It just feels like everything that was set up was… nothing? Idk. Let’s actually talk about it instead of vaguely describing my feelings. So, previous episode, she gets turned against her will and completely ignored by all the other vampires. She has no idea what to do now, but the Oakhurst people (including the town aligned vampires) support her and help her. Everyone here thinks what happened to her is wrong, including herself. But she decides to go to the Castle for… answers? Nothing wrong with this, she WAS a hit and run. Dine and dash. She literally asked how could you and bro said quite easily and ran off 😭. It is a life altering event, I can see why she’d feel a need to get “answers” even if they don’t actually exist (and she’s a detective so even more sense LOL). The problem? She and Scott go to have a chat about it, get easily distracted and interrupted, and overall NOTHING gets properly discussed. Drift has NO REASON to forgive Scott except “I guess being a vampire is cool and he’s hot” (I’m not joking she is always calling him hot and nobody talks about it LMAO). I could go talk more about this but I should stay purely on subject I realize. She has no reason to TURN AGAINST THE TOWN THAT SUPPORTED HER, but she does. And she does ask Cleo, so that’s probably part of it for sure. But still, kind of weird to turn against a whole bunch of people who never hurt you? Just for some people who aren’t above that?
I feel like, Avid and Drift both joined the Castle in big part because of Shelby, but idk if that’s good enough? You’re telling me, they spent ALL this time trying to get Shelby to join town, and when she says “no, I belong with the people who like to hurt others without consent or reason” they go “oh, we will too! yay!” YOU GUYS DIDN’T EVEN HANG OUT THAT OFTEN BE REAL. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THIS TRIO HAS A MADE UP VERSION OF THE OTHERS IN YOUR HEADS. Okay now’s probably not the time to talk about that, I like their friendship, I’m just not sure joining the Castle was the move for them.
Anyways Cleo! Haven’t watched their POV yet, though from hearing others it doesn’t sound like there was much of an explanation? Kind of just “yeah I was literally always Castle Team but they forgot to pick me up from school” which I honestly don’t think is shoehorned in because they WERE desecrating the castle beacon in ep3 and I think it suits their character to act the way they’d been acting. I’m really not so upset about Cleo joining the Castle, especially cuz they still play both sides. Still probably jarring for ppl getting used to them being in town LOL.
And finally Apo. Oh joys. This one drives me crazy. It drives me crazy because, it kind of makes perfect sense and makes me not upset, and also totally makes no sense and makes me upset. So basically, at first Apo is just being a double agent, that’s all fine! But then she finds out the only way out is if everyone is a vampire or everyone is a human. So as a vampire, she needs to remove all humans. It makes sense! It works fine! Issue! SHE WAS ALREADY GOING FOR THE CURE! WHY IS SHE LOCKING IN TEAM VAMPIRE?? I can make up a bunch of valid reasons but the issue is that’s me trying to justify it, not Apo. Make me not question it while I’m watching!!! Give me the walkthrough instead of quickly going “guess I have to kill my friends and help the people I hate”! What makes it worse to me is that it’s so obviously NOT what she should be doing, that of COURSE the next episode she takes it back and goes for the cure again. CUZ YEAH! WHY WEREN’T YOU DOING THAT BEFORE!! It again just makes episode 6 feel sososo rigged.
Like, “oh well the alternative wouldn’t be as interesting” YES IT WOULD! Let the story play out naturally, the game mechanics themselves enforce human vs vampire so eventually they’ll get there! But this just felt so rushed, and again unnatural, because people were switching sides for reasons that had nothing to do with the beacons and generally did not make a lot of sense. Which wouldn’t be SO bad, if it didn’t ALL HAPPEN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. Least obvious admin stepping in and telling everyone to stop roleplaying moment.
Like idk, I feel like when I write it all down, it’s all broken down into little pieces that make it easy to digest and defend. But like. Just watch it. Just watch the series. Watch episode 6. It is SO jarring and unnatural feeling. If you really don’t get it, pick a human POV. It is EXTREMELY obvious from human POV just how RIDICULOUS this episode is.
And again I just HAVE to reiterate. Completely undoing all the “humans and vampires aren’t so different, vampires aren’t evil, we’re all people, we can work together” speeches sure was a choice they decided to make. Yup. Yup……… god I can’t imagine not being team Human.