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Tell me why someone at the Target headquarters designed the end cap to showcase this:

Instead of in the obvious order of:

She looks like she has to make a decision, and they’re both reaching for her hand in marriage.

P.S. The obvious choice is Koopa, her longtime lover and father of what are clearly her children. 🤣

Target HQ hates monsterfuckers like Peach and want to force the human on her.

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Saw this on Reddit and instantly thought of @coelii because of the comment.

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What if I painted it whatever the name of the current unfathomable black tint is now? No one would be able to find the door and I could be truly left alone. You don’t get in unless I teach you where the door is.

[anotherrunawaytrain]

November 3, 2021, I was high playing Animal Crossing. Going around, doing some terraforming. I had some new ideas that I wanted to put in place, and this was the time to do it—happily stoned.

Here is a note I wrote to myself (I keep a journal on my phone for when I’m super high so I don’t forget creative ideas or funny things I want to remember later because my brain is coming up with too much and I don’t want it to get lost). For context, I didn’t realize how awful my ponytail would look once the hard hat went on. It was regret.

The tag was so I could find it later. I’m glad I added it because so often I reference this now.

So here I am tonight, having an anxiety attack because I’ve been forgetting my meds, twirling my hair and biting my lip I decide to get my meds and stuff to try to calm myself down. I happen to look up at my partner’s screen. His game library is up. This is there.

WHY IS THAT THE SAME DAMN GUY I DESCRIBED THREE YEARS AGO?! Dave has a new hobby, I see.

[anotherrunawaytrain]

Oi, mate! You go to Fami ‘Ealthca’e?

[anotherrunawaytrain]

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Well…

I don’t even know what to tag this as. 🤣 (Oh no; it has its own tag already lmfao)

He says, “I’m still in love with her, but repulsed.” So I guess there’s the answer.

[anotherrunawaytrain]

Please don’t.

(Sorry for quality, but phone + laptop since I can’t do screenshots?)

[anotherrunawaytrain]

Firstly: Please excuse the string light reflection and the moth flying in front of the tv at the beginning. I waited hours for this to come back on.

This guy looks like he’s the one who mistook the edibles for regular candy, ate them all, and then his punishment was he had to do this commercial still under the effects. Is he okay? 🤣

P. S. I’m not shaming. I use edibles regularly.