#vvmeme

[nickygalitzine]

𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it? 💸have they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? 🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners? 🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? 🫂how do they feel about friends with benefits? 🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? 🏳️‍🌈what’s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? 👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? ↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? 🛏️what’s their favorite position? 🔢what’s their body count? 🕒what’s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesn’t count] 👀how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? 🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? 🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual? ❤️‍🔥what’s their most erogenous zone? 💋do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? 💦what’s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? 🫶what does after care look like for them?

[nickygalitzine]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 🔁 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬.

[nickygalitzine]

𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 add reverse for the opposite scenario (made in affiliation with @isortofwriteit)

sender spanks receiver hard enough to leave a mark

sender let's receiver orgasm after edging them for a long time

sender gets on their knees and lets receiver slide their thumb into their mouth

sender pulls receiver's head back and calls them a 'good boy/girl/insert moniker here’

sender tells receiver to sit on their face

sender tells receiver they're not wearing any underwear

sender kisses the back of receiver's neck

sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there

sender grabs receiver's neck/ throat

sender pulls receiver on their lap

sender touches receiver under the table at a nice restaurant

sender trails fingertips up receiver’s bare thigh

sender breathes on/licks the shell of receiver’s ear

sender ghosts fingertips along receiver’s skin, eliciting goosebumps

sender leaves a love bite on receiver’s shoulder

sender pulls receiver into bathroom stall/dressing room/closet for a moment of passion

sender rips off an article of receiver’s clothing

sender delicately removes an article of receiver’s clothing

sender draws invisible shapes/words on receiver’s flesh with their fingertip or tongue

sender teases receiver until receiver breaks and tries to take what they want from sender

[nickygalitzine]

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

send 🌙 to go skinny dipping with my muse send 🍩 to go inner-tubing with my muse send 🏊 to go swimming in the creek with my muse send 🎣 to go fishing with my muse send 🛥️ to go on a boat ride with my muse send 🍦 to get ice cream with my muse send 🍧 to get shaved ice/a snow cone with my muse send 💦 to push my muse in the pool send ⛺ to camp out under the stars with my muse send 🚶 to go for an evening stroll with my muse send 🚘 to go for a midnight joyride with my muse send 🔫 to spray my muse with the hose/water gun send 🎈 to have a water balloon fight with my muse send 🍫 to make s’mores with my muse send 🍖 to barbecue with my muse

[nickygalitzine]

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 feel free to send reverse to switch the roles

send 🚿 to take a shower with my muse send 🛁 to take a bath with my muse send 🧼 to bathe or otherwise clean my muse send 🪞 to help brush my muse's hair send 👖 to help my muse get dressed send 👔 to pick out my muse's clothing send 🌧️ to get caught in the rain with my muse send 🌩️ to hold my muse's hand during a storm send 😚 for a first kiss between our muses send 💋 for the most recent kiss between our muses send 🗣️ for an argument between our muses send 👊 for a physical altercation between our muses send 📸 for my muse's reaction to yours taking a photo of them send 🍳 to cook a meal with/for my muse send 🎡 to go on a fair/carnival/theme park ride with my muse send 🥃 to have a drink with my muse send 😶‍🌫️ to smoke a joint/bowl/blunt with my muse send 🤒 to care for my muse while sick send 🤕 to care for my muse's injury send 🫂 to give my muse a hug send ⭐ to go stargazing with my muse send 🚗 for a road trip

[nickygalitzine]

𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞

 ❝Not a side or a main, I’m the only bitch he entertains. ❞

 ❝All my battles have been won but the war has just begun. ❞

 ❝The city looks so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me? ❞

 ❝As in heaven as on earth, we’ve been dead since our birth. ❞

 ❝Thank God I ain’t have to smack a bitch today. ❞

 ❝If I see you in the street, bitch, your ass is done. ❞

 ❝I don’t need your opinion, I do what I fuckin’ want. ❞

 ❝If he don’t eat it, he a d-bag. ❞

 ❝I’m killing myself when bitches would kill to be me. ❞

 ❝He keep calling, I ignore it. he says I’m crazy. Don’t I know it? ❞

 ❝I’d rather just do it then I’ll think about it later. ❞

 ❝I never learn my lesson, so I always do it twice. ❞

 ❝Say something once, why say it again? ❞

 ❝Cut deep and I’m still alive, I’ll talk my shit ‘til the day I die. ❞

 ❝They won’t fix it, they ain’t with ya. They won’t muzzle the mouth that just bit ya. ❞

 ❝Might show up to the party with a blunt — might get stoned, might get drunk. ❞

 ❝Walking passed the mirror like, ooh, damn, I’m fine. ❞

 ❝Haunted house, I make him scream. ❞

 ❝Bonafide hustler making my name. ❞

 ❝No one on the corner has swagger like us. ❞

 ❝We pack and deliver like UPS trucks. ❞

 ❝I got a basket full of lemons and they all taste the same. ❞

 ❝You can spend your whole life working for something just to have it taken away.❞

 ❝I don’t know why I say the things that I say, but I say them anyway. ❞

 ❝Keep on building prisons, gonna fill them all. Keep on building bombs, gonna drop them all. ❞

 ❝Chaos and commotion wherever I go. ❞

 ❝Tonight, I’m gonna let the Devil in. ❞

 ❝It’s my party, and I’ll fuck who I want. ❞

 ❝Who are you to change this world, silly boy? ❞

 ❝I’m a gangster, but I’m such a fuckin’ lady. ❞

 ❝First to watch my story but don’t like me? Weird. ❞

 ❝Never mind what I had to do to get these diamonds. ❞

 ❝These bitches wanna judge me but I don’t care. ❞

 ❝Only want a love where the card never declines. ❞

 ❝My baby is my employer. ❞

 ❝No, I don’t want your number. No, I don’t want to give you mine. ❞

 ❝Sun goes down, another dreamless night… you’re right by my side. ❞

 ❝You say go fast, I say hold on tight. ❞

 ❝Got you so obsessed, it’s sickening. ❞

 ❝You know I might break your heart, just let it slide. ❞

 ❝Could hurt you really bad, take everything. ❞

 ❝I let you try it, now you want to buy it, but you know my price is going up. ❞

 ❝So what if I’m toxic? ❞

 ❝Yes, sir, I’m’a do it again. I’m fucking him, her, probably they and them. ❞

 ❝I know you’re wondering what I’m gonna say, I do, too. ❞

 ❝My mind always wonders what will I say? I wish I knew… ❞

 ❝I love myself, I wanna see it. ❞

 ❝I’ma do just what I like on the regular. ❞

 ❝It’s really not my fault if you’re scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing. ❞

 ❝No, I’m not sorry. I’m just loving my body. ❞

 ❝You know I don’t give a motherfuck about your last name. ❞

 ❝Has someone like me ever existed? ❞

 ❝I can’t help it, I just woke up like this. ❞

 ❝Nightmare dream girl, I am what your type is. ❞

 ❝When I go into that ground, I won’t go quietly. ❞

 ❝I got troubles, they won’t let me be. ❞

 ❝I’ve been on the run since I was a boy. ❞

 ❝I’ve got troubles of more than one kind. ❞

 ❝If I had a dick, you’d probably lick it like a lollipop. ❞

 ❝Bitches say they fuckin’ with me, chances are they’re probably not. ❞

 ❝If he had a twin, I would let them run a train. ❞

 ❝I swear I feel like a toilet bowl shitting on everything I’ve said or I’ve done. ❞

 ❝Thanks for the talk, are we done? ❞

 ❝I’m over wasting time in life trying to be something I’m not. ❞

 ❝Do you ever feel like you’re underwater, drowning inside? ❞

 ❝I’m not gonna hang my head and be another accident. ❞

 ❝I’ve given up our romance. I have nothing left for love. ❞

 ❝I’m not sick, but I’m not well. ❞

 ❝Fingertips like memories, I can’t forget the curves of your body. ❞

 ❝Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding. ❞

 ❝I don’t even have a TV. ❞

 ❝Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me. ❞

 ❝It’s a sin to live so well. ❞

 ❝I’d like to turn off time and kill my mind. ❞

 ❝Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they’re snoring. ❞

 ❝If you’re bored then you’re boring. ❞

 ❝The agony and irony, they’re killing me. ❞

 ❝She says she loves me at dusk, but at dawn I pack up my things and I’m gone. ❞

 ❝Never been a perfect soul but I will not apologize. ❞

 ❝I did a lot wrong that I can’t make right. ❞

 ❝That face, baby, it ain’t fair. ❞

 ❝I eat boys like you for breakfast. ❞

 ❝I never said it’s right, but I’m gonna keep doing it. ❞

 ❝I’m sick and, honestly? I’m getting high off it. ❞

 ❝We don’t deal with outsiders very well. ❞

 ❝They can smell the intention on you. ❞

 ❝They call me an American horror show. ❞

 ❝What I gotta do to find a sub or a dom to choke me? ❞

 ❝I could be your little monster. ❞

 ❝I like when you piss me off, it usually means the sex is rough. ❞

 ❝I am the big idea. ❞

 ❝If you got a problem, better speak up. ❞

 ❝My generation’s had enough, and you should be afraid. ❞

 ❝I like my coffee black just like my metal. ❞

 ❝I can’t wait for you to shut me up. ❞

 ❝I’m friends with all my demons. ❞

 ❝I’m the definition of the worst kind of mean. ❞

 ❝I will not die in the night but in the light of the sun with the ashes of this world in my lungs. ❞

[nickygalitzine]

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐯𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥

“Nope-nope-nope-nope-nope. You need to leave right now. Take your carriage and fire and dead horse, and go back to the underworld.” “We broke up! Period!” “Wait, wait, wait, wait. NAME, hang on. I'm a changed man, okay? I've got a life coach.” “Back off, demon!” “Never go with a predator to a second location.” “Look, I can see you're mad. You think I'm a total jerk. I get it. But I have changed.” “Why didn't you tell me I'm dead?” “Why don't you just stay here, where it's always fun? Like... guaranteed.” “I just gotta stop using magic on my face.” “I'm so excited to be covered in blood with you.” “Ugh! That's the wrong piece of music! This is gonna drive me crazy. Alright, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.” “Let's get out of here. This place is the worst.” “No! You! You're infuriating!” “I know you're trying to look out for me, but you have to let me figure things out on my own. I don't need a hero. I need a friend.” “You're right. I should've trusted you. I'm sorry I ruined your night.” “I wallpapered my locker with pictures of you.” “You're right. I wouldn't invite me either.” “Let me sing you some birthday tunes with my mouth sounds.” “Something tells me we were not invited to this party.” “You do that, homie. I'ma get this party started!” “Ugh! This party is a disaster.” “It's hard work making everybody happy.” “That's a particularly stupid plan.” “How could I have been so stupid?” “I'm sorry you had a bad day, but what does that have to do with right now?” “I guess I'm just not cool enough for a guy with a record.” “I've never seen this dude in my life.” “So this is what it's like to be bored to death.” “You put so much thought into this. Gifts are such a great way to show how much you really care about someone. I didn't think it was possible to love you more than I do right now.” “Best anniversary ever, best anniversary ever! Best anniversary ever, best anniversary ever!” “Come on, my dear. Let me capture your beauty-ness on this magnificent adventure.” “Every once in a while, I need to sneak away and fight monsters. It keeps me sane.” “I didn't see you and you didn't see me. But just this once.” “After a victory like this, there's only one thing to do: get Chinese food!” “These are fortune cookies. They can magically predict the future.” “You're a weird girl.” “Eh, previous job experience? Nope. No one's ever been dumb enough to hire me.”

“Weaknesses? I don't have any.” “You make absolutely no sense! Go away!” “Oh, wise and powerful cookies, bestow your sugary prophecies upon me.” “Blindly following these fortune cookies is the best decision I've ever made.” “Guess I'm doomed, huh? Be honest. I can handle it.” “Sorry. It's not the will of the cookie.” “This is really hard to say, but if this is gonna go any further, I want our relationship to have a foundation of honesty.” “Sorry. I should've listened to you. Obviously you know better than a dessert.” “This isn't about learning! This is about love.” “This is definitely one of the weirder places we've been to.” “I can't believe we're actually doing this!” “Oh, he's so cute! I just want to gobble him up!” “More than just "Hello"? Too risky. I may say something dumb. That's why I let the kitten pics do the talking for me.” “I used to think that, but now I'm fifty and all my dreams are in the rear view mirror. The best thing of my life is teaching you, and I hate teaching you.” “I was born to lead. Literally.” “When you give people the freedom to do whatever they want, they might just surprise you.” “Being a leader is easy. Just say yes all the time.” “Please, stop where you are and ask yourself: Is this something you really want to do...” “I really didn't think this through!” “They're not lost, we just don't know where they are.” “Ugh, you're even bad at getting fired!” “Monsters are the bad guys.” “I don't have to be bad. In fact, I've always secretly wanted to be good.” “Actually, that's 100% wrong and you want to do the opposite. Now say you're sorry.” “Yeah. You should just give up.” “Uh, the next time you get the urge to punch somebody, just imagine how it would feel if it happened to you.” “Okay, that was my fault. I assumed you knew this, but... you can't eat children.” “Yeah, you know how the news sensationalizes things. I still believe you can be good.” “The key to being good is ‘do unto others as you'd have them do to you’.” “How could you do this?! I was trying to help you!” “Sometimes there's a sense of satisfaction in doing things yourself.” “Either rise up and conquer, or wither here and die!” “I want you to use that time to think about what you've done!”

[nickygalitzine]

𝓑𝓐𝓡𝓑𝓘𝓔 sentence starters part 𝟏/?

Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl existed, there have been dolls.

Yes, Barbie changed everything.

All of these women are Barbie, and Barbie is all of these women.

She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, but she became so much more.

She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.

Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything.

Girls grow into women who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to.

Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.

At least, that’s what the Barbies think.

Who am I to burst their bubble?

She was discontinued by Mattel because a pregnant doll is just too weird.

Barbie has another big day ahead of her.

Turn to the Barbie next to you, tell her how much you love her! Compliment her!

How come you’re so amazing?

No comment! *laughter* No, seriously, no comment.

I worked very hard, so... I deserve it.

This makes me emotional, and I’m expressing it.

I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time. And it does not diminish my powers. It expands them.

Yay! Space!

Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. I got us both ice creams! Hey, Barbie! Check me out!

Oh, hey, Barbie. How much of that did you see?

We saw the whole thing.

Let’s get you up on your feet.

You are so strong.

Ah, looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you.

If I wasn’t severely injured, I would beach you off right now.

I’ll beach off with you any day.

Hold my ice cream.

Alright, Ken, you’re on. Let’s beach off.

Anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first.

I will beach both of you off at the same time.

But you don’t even know how to beach yourself off, how are you going to beach both of us off? That doesn’t make sense.

Nobody’s gonna beach anyone off!

Barbie, hold my hand!

Stay with me, Barbie!

Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.

You’re very brave, Ken.

You know, surfer’s not even my job. And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception.

It is actually my job... it’s just beach.

And what a good job you do at beach.

Hey Barbie, can I come to your house tonight?

I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song. You should stop by!

So cool.

Bet you can’t do a flip like that, Ken.

Gosh, this night is just perfect! You look so beautiful, Barbie!

Thanks, I feel so beautiful! This is the best day ever!

It is the best day ever. And so was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and so is the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesday, and every day from now until forever!

Do you guys ever think about dying?

I don’t know why I just said that.

I’m just dying to dance.

You can go now.

I thought I might stay over tonight.

Oh, but, I don’t want you here.

This is my dreamhouse. It’s Barbie’s dreamhouse. It’s not Ken’s dreamhouse, right?

Oh, ah-ha-ha, right as always.

Hurry up, the president’s here!

Every night is girls’ night.

Good night, Barbies! I’m definitely not thinking about death anymore!

Ooh, girl, you okay?

Barbie doesn’t get embarrassed!

I don’t even have context for this, but... my feet, my heels are on the ground.

I’m no longer on tip-toes.

I know I’m Stereotypical Barbie and therefore don’t form conjectures concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, but some things have been happening that might be related.

*Gasp* You’re malfunctioning!

What? No! I’m just... I’m -- am I?

I’ve never seen this kind of malfunction before, it’s usually just hair related.

You know, you’re gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.

I have never had to visit Weird Barbie.

That’s because you’ve never malfunctioned.

I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all, but then someone played with her too hard in the real world.

And now she’s fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect while falling more and more into disrepair herself.

That and we all call her Weird Barbie both behind her back and also to her face.

She’s so weird! Why is she always in the splits?

Hey. What’s cookin’ good lookin’?

Welcome. Welcome to my weird house.

Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for?

I just had to come see you about my feet.

You’re Stereotypical Barbie, right?

That Ken of yours, he is one nice looking little protein pop.

I’d like to see what kind of nude blob he’s packing under those jeans.

A really fun game of volleyball... thoughts of death.

Maybe some thoughts of death?

I’ve heard of this. Of course, I didn’t think it was possible, but it’s real.

Ah! You’ve done it! You’ve opened a portal.

I didn’t open a portal!

If you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again, baby girl, you gotta go fix it, or you’re gonna keep going funny.

And then you’re gonna get sad and mushy and complicated.

You have to go to the real world, and you have to find the girl who’s playing with you.

We’re all being played with, babe.

There’s the girl and the doll, and never the twain shall cross.

The twain is crossing?

Her thoughts and feelings and humanness are interfering with your dollness.

Why would she be sad? We fixed everything so that all women in the real world can be happy and powerful.

I don’t know, but if you ask me, you had something to do with this, too.

It takes two to rip a portal.

I’ve only ever wanted for everything to stay exactly as it is.

Well be that as it may, the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. And you gotta help her to help yourself.

So, what’ll it be, then? You can go back to your real life and forget any of this ever happened, or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours.

Mm, babe, listen, you have to want to know.

I’m not Adventure Barbie, I’m Stereotypical Barbie. I’m like the Barbie you think of when someone says think of a Barbie. That’s me!

You’re a bummer. That’s a bummer.

Okay. I’m ready to forget now.

No! You’re doing this one. I just gave you a choice so you would feel some sense of control.

So, there is no option one?

You have to fix the rip yourself. Don’t blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules.

Fine, get cellulite, I don’t care.

Weird, I know. Best if you don’t think about it too much.

If you do not find her and fix things, what’s ugly will become uglier and what’s weird will become weirder.

I guess she’s going without you.

She literally asked me, and I was like, ‘I’d prefer to stay here’.

I bet you’re scared. And I bet she doesn’t even want you to go.

Well you bet both those things incorrectly, and I bet in the opposite direction.

I just don’t wanna leave! I’m trying to find reasons not to leave!

I’ll be back in no time with perfect feet, and we’ll forget that this ever happened!

You’ll get to see all the good work we’ve done to fix the world!

I bet every woman will say ‘thank you’ and give you a really big hug.

Bye, Barbie! Good luck in reality.

Please get out.

I can’t. I made a double bet with Ken, and you can’t make me look uncool in front of Ken.

Barbie... what if there’s beach? You’ll need someone who’s a professional in that.

And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure to the Real World.