In 2012 pretty much every time Dan opened his mouth he was talking about wanting to get married. And Phil wasn't much better.
This starts as a conversation about a reality show and then quickly changes.
Want to especially bring your attention to 58:30 and Phil's "Let's do it" which no, is absolutely not about being a wedding planner.
Not legally, I mean it literally wasn't legal, but what if they had a small ceremony and consider themselves married cause at the time, that was the best they could do.
I mean if it was in the apartment or like Bryony's back yard, no one would know. PJ officiates, and it would probably include those two plus Sophie, Louise, the Lesters, Ian and Lindsey, and Chris (that was a mistake)
I know the fandom has joked about this FOREVER, but like....I'm not kidding when I say that for the past few months (I'm in September 2012) they've been talking about it CONSTANTLY.
They wanted to get married SO badly.
Maybe the reason Dan is seemingly against marriage and it's just a piece of paper is because they already did the thing and they didn't get a piece of paper cause they couldn't.
I know this sounds like I've gone off the deep end but just watch those clips.
Or, alternatively, they wanted to and then the second leak happened and everything changed.