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the crazy thing about bokuaka is. like before chapter 331 if someone had asked which one of them would be the most likely one to say “we are the protagonists of the world” i wouldve said it would’ve been bokuto yelling it loudly across the court, not akaashi keiji watching his ace score a game-changing point and thinking it silently, strongly, fondly
Normal Horoscope
Aries: The stars say you've got an idea floating around in your head that you’ve been meaning to pitch. If you do, be prepared for everyone in a two kilometer radius to shriek in terror.
Taurus: Your relationship with money is about to go to the next level. You will be able to cast the great fireball spell. Wear a condom.
Gemini: It is impossible for you to fake things. Everything you do will be unfortunately horrifically genuine.
Cancer: Today is gonna start fast, so get ready as all of time dilates to catch up with how fast today moves and you are snapped to the end of the universe.
Leo: Looks like you’ve got a secret admirer Leo. Well let the stars and I shed some light on that, your new beau will be Royalty Free Music Legend Kevin MacLeod.
Virgo: When was the last time you hosted a party? Next time you decide to open your home, prepare for some uninvited guests. Possibly related: the next time you decide to host a party will coincide with the second coming of Christ.
Libra: Looks like an apology is in order Libra. The stars say to write your feelings on a piece of paper, run as fast as you can, and staple it to their face before they have a chance to hold you accountable for your actions.
Scorpio: Today a topical political joke you will make will cause someone to die of asphyxiation because they laughed too hard. Are you prepared to take a life Scorpio?
Ophiuchus: Some souls would find heaven beautiful but lonely. The angels of the void are unfeeling and terribly terribly merciful.
Sagittarius: Crying over spilled milk does nobody any good. Hire a hitman. Some things can never be forgiven.
Capricorn: Try some focus/visualization techniques to create your own sentient thoughtforms to carry out your desire of having someone to play mario with.
Aquarius: The drama with your friends will come to a resolution while you are out in the yard learning to nurse new plants.
Pisces: If youre setting expectations, set them we sing of orphaned memories / decaying in the mire / we sing to you of things unlost / the angels in the wires
Lmao I’ve been awake for 26 hours haha ain’t that sthm
CONAN GRAY SNAPPED AGAIN!!!!!!
So many people in this waiting area’s iPhones have thier airdrop on right now, and let me tell u it’s taking all my self restraint to not send weird memes to strangers.
me: *is reading henrik’s instagram caption*:
“So.. wow, we made IT to the finals! A huge thanks to all the fans who have been voting for such a long time, and clearly all the hard work pays off.. remember we are not done yet, the last challenge is still ahed! You can find the link in my bio.”
me: *is CRYING, because of henrik calling us all, him and us, a “we”.*
god bless this boy he loves us so much I’M in TEARS.
can she? ca n she? C an sh e?
