#w.agatha

[scarlettwlw]

I’ve been thinking about Bunny and how she would hypothetically be with a post Wanda vision, Mind wiped Agatha/Agnes. Poor little baby would be so confused and scared because that’s not HER Aggie. Poor little thing would be constantly hiding and whimpering because she wants her Agatha back. Yes Agatha yells and can be a grumpy asshole but Bunny loves her so much. Uncanny Valley Agatha would scare the hell out of bun. As soon as actual Agatha returned Bunny would be in tears curled up on her lap, so vocal and happy. I will forever stand on Agatha/Bunny supremacy🫡

Mind wiped Agatha would fuck with Bunny's head so badly. Not only is she overly chipper, she's encouraging Bunny to break rules! Bunny knows she can't have more than one cookie a day! It's just not healthy for a little Bunny. New Agatha being constantly happy and affectionate is such a 180 from normal Agatha it actually makes Bunny's skin crawl. What's the point of constant reward? Is she supposed to play with all these toys at once? There's too many! Why does new Agatha play such loud music when her Agatha's getting ready for bed by now?

It's also so frustrating to get the same excited response even when Bunny knows what her Agatha would do. How is she supposed to know if what she's doing is right if everything she does gets the same response?

[scarlettwlw]

I miss bun bun :( But I saw your recent asks and I had some questions! I know agatha trained bunny but does maria ever have a difference of opinion on how she treats her? I know you talked about how people worry about agatha low key abusing bunny in a different ask. How does Agatha keep them active besides constantly railing her for cardio lol? Does Agatha ever hurt bunny and when they go see other people sometime after would bunny ever try to hide behind someone or is she just never allowed to act on the fear or discomfort agatha causes her? What would happen if someone hurt bunny like what would happen to them, does bunny have any training in case shes in danger or is she just a small little fragile thing? Thank you for your amazing universe you have created!

maria does think agatha overdid her training in the sense that bunny could've been just as well behaved without as much force, but agatha also clearly enjoys being the focal point of bunny's every emotion, and if agatha wants that emotional reaction from bunny that isn't any of maria's business. her and agatha don't really know each other, so maria doesn't really voice her opinion on it to agatha.

staying in shape is important for a little bunny! agatha does have bunny do regular exercise, usually walking (crawling). nothing too crazy if agatha's busy she'll set a timer and tell bun to get her steps in and shoo her away. agatha and bunny working out together consists of agatha doing her weights or whatever and bun doing laps on the mat with (dw agatha tells her to stop by her bowl to get water every other lap).

agatha wants bunny by her side at all times when they leave the house, or at least very close by. it's her number one rule when they're out. agatha would be pissed if bunny tried to hide behind someone; she'd consider it making her look like her pet isn't under her complete control.

bunny does have some emergency training, but agatha being agatha only trained her for dramatic ass shit like shootouts or breakins. for those bunny hides behind or under the closest things she can find. in other situations bunny tends to just freeze up

[scarlettwlw]

would anyone ever try to hurt bunny or steal them to get to agatha? does agatha have maximum security to protect bun at the house? what if they get them while they're out? does bunbun have a chip or would aggs have to track the bad guys down with nats help? would agatha get them back and kiss their paws after having the most stressful time of her life? I've been obsessing over your fics again if you cant tell lol sorry!

never apologize for widow au questions 😤

i do think it would cross someone's mind to try and steal bunny, but agatha has maximum security in her home, not only because she's paranoid but because her most valuable possession (bunny) to her is inside. if they do manage to get bunny while they're out, bunny's chipped and does have a tracking device in each collar she has (it's only practical tbh). depending on how far away/guarded bunny is agatha might forgo asking for help simply because she's so fucking pissed

and she's allll over bunny the second she gets her back; kissing her lil paws, kissing her hair, kissing her lil cheeks. agatha refuses to let bunny leave her arms for nearly a month; she takes off work for a bit just to have some time to readjust and put them both a little more at ease. she doesn't chastise bunny for breaking posture to nuzzle at her legs to ask to be picked up from the floor, she lets bunny snuggle her as much as she wants in bed.

[scarlettwlw]

What is agatha’s work situation like? Does she drag bunny around with her? Does she have maids who take care of little bun or does she not trust anyone else with the extreme care she places on them? What does bunny do for fun? Would Nat invite bunny with her and pup to work? Can bunny eat pretzels on her strict diet? I have so many questions right now omg

I'm always down for random widow au questions especially about lil bunbun

Agatha isn't at the office daily, but she's there fairly often. If she doesn't feel like bringing bunny with her somewhere, she'll leave her at home with the maid, but Agatha's made it very clear when she's not home, bunny isn't to be touched, the only interaction the maid is allowed to have with bunny is when she's being watered or fed (she's very particular about who bunny has any positive interaction with).

When bunny comes to work with Agatha, she's either by her feet or in the corner where bunny and puppy both have their own beds and everyone can keep an eye on them. Occasionally Agatha will have bunny sit between her legs so she can pet her and mess with her hair when she's bored. Natasha will suggest bringing bunny to the office when puppy hasn't seen her in awhile. Sometimes Agatha obliges.

Even though puppy knows bunny won't eat any of the snacks she brings her, she still tries, because that's what friends do. When puppy drops a half eaten bag of pretzels into bunny's office bed not only is Agatha appalled, she immediately checks the bag to read the the nutritional breakdown. She deduces bunny can have exactly Five pretzel sticks (and scratches the salt off of all of them).

For fun? Honestly I don't know what bun would do for fun. Every thought she has relates to Agatha in some way. Agatha's always playing some classical bs in her house, I imagine bunny would come to enjoy certain ones.

[scarlettwlw]

I know bunny never does/eats things without Agatha’s permission but I feel like if they saw puppy chewing a pen cap they would rationalize that it isn’t food it’s just a toy. Do you think they would try to have a bit of fun?

Bunny would probably pick it up and puppy would be so elated they would nudge bunny a bit and it would lodge in their throat. I could imagine agatha pausing in the middle of a conversation because she hears Bunny choking across the house trying to muffle their little sounds so their mama doesn’t find out and get upset. 😵‍💫

i think so, when bunny and agatha come over there's always toys everywhere, so maybe this is just a new one bunny hasn't seen yet! very intriguing stuff, maybe it's flavored!

when bunny starts choking puppy's like :0 agatha manages to get help bunny get it spit up back and once agatha sees what it is, she blames it on puppy being a bad influence (as always). nat rolls her eyes, but agatha keeps bunny firmly in her lap the rest of the stay

[scarlettwlw]

Do you have any hcs for Agatha and her little bunny during the holiday season?👀 I think bunny would end up being wrapped up tight in ribbons or tormented for the 12 days of Christmas…

i do think agatha would pull some advent calendar of horrors/treats for bunny because messing with bunny is her favorite past time, but just some quick little things:

agatha has a ton of collars and accessories for bunny, so for december she has her in collars with pretty bows on the front, bells, and lace. all with matching cuffs, of course.

bunny gets a special treat one day when agatha wants to spend a day trussing her up with different patterns and colors to see which she likes best. she's exceptionally pleased with her own work; bunny's blissed out the entire day and agatha loves the way her entire body shudders when she lightly runs her nails down bunny's back.

kissing bunny over the pretty gag in her mouth <3

bunny ends up staying with nat and puppy for a day because agatha gets stuck in a traffic jam or something and nat takes them to go see the christmas lights in town. she lets them sit in the back together (buckled in of course) and puppy’s yipping and all over bunny the entire time. nat takes a lot of pictures and videos to send agatha

[scarlettwlw]

Hey!

I’m obsessed with your Pubby/widow au. It’s very well written and balances fluff while still having reminders there that it’s dark. Bad ass Nat with adorkable dumbass pubby is just the bestest softest wonderful thing

If you want would you do one where someone messes with Bunny (unaware Agatha is watching) but before Agatha can do something Pubby just like barrels in and protects bunny (like she did at daycare). But Agatha is impressed and lowkey proud but wouldn’t say it

Thank u I hold the widow au close to my heart ❤️

a/n: petplay

“You have the worst taste in furniture.” Agatha mumbles as Natasha swipes her card.

“You literally bought velvet curtains.”

“And I can buy nice things like that, because my pet isn’t a mongrel.” Agatha rolls her eyes as she heads towards the store’s exit.

Outside, you lay sprawled on the ground next to bunny, both leashes looped to the posts outside.

A man slows as he walks past, holding his hand out to bunny. Bunny blinks, shuffling further back into you.

“C’mon now, don’t be rude. Here, pet.” The man leans forward, hand outstretched and you lunge forward. Your leash pulls taut and the man curses, flinching back.

He swears at you again, holding your angry glare as bunny looks on warily. He takes a look around and seeing that some people have turned to watch, he walks away.

Relaxing again, you nuzzle at bunny with a soft, questioning noise. Bunny bumps her head against your shoulder in kind, cuddling back into your side.

From inside the store, Agatha hums quietly to herself, turning back to rejoin Natasha.

[scarlettwlw]

Thinking about puppy getting chubby from all those treats! Maybe Agatha teasing Nat for spoiling her pet!

That just means there’s more puppy to love 😤