But does Natasha ever get jealous? What would her reaction and the aftermath be like?
Natasha rarely gets jealous when it comes to puppy, most of the time its her possessiveness. She knows puppy has only eyes for her and puppy's an open book so it's usually fairly easy to tell when she's trying to get a rise out of Nat.
Maybe she has a random jealous spurt when an associate comes into her office and being good natured, a little finger waggle is all it takes for puppy to come ambling over and decides she's made a new friend. The entire time Nat and this person are talking, puppy's leaning into their legs while being pet and its been irking Natasha for a good while before she snaps her fingers and puppy immediately perks up to come to Natasha side.
She wants puppy in her lap and when she is, puppy's none the wiser, when she noses at Natasha's hand for attention. And if Natasha's holding her a little tighter than usual it just makes for a more pleasant nap for puppy.
missing puppy and thinking of cat cafes but for widow au where they’re ‘pet’ cafes and nat goes to one w some friends bc it looked cute but puppy can smell the other pets on her when she gets home and gets jealous so she try’s everything to get nat smelling like her again -🍄
please the betrayal of natasha coming home smelling like not just one or two pets she might've happened across during her day, but many pets? maybe the most disgusting thing of all time
once natasha's sitting down puppy's rolling and rubbing herself against nat trying to cover the scent of all the other pets, but it's truly everywhere. it calls for drastic measures. natasha's herded into her bed while puppy crawls underneath it to dig through her stash of nat's stolen clothes to find the most puppiest smelling clothes possible. natasha's covered from the neck down in clothes she hasn't seen in months and puppy gets in her lap to rub her face against nat's
the next morning while nat's getting ready for the day, puppy makes it very clear she wants to leave with her. and when nat goes to pick out her shoes for that day puppy takes the shoes she wore yesterday and gives them a kill shake for good measure
I feel like pubby would be a tad bit petty and find someone (within nats eyesights) and just rub herself all over them too. Just maybe to get a reaction out of Nat, maybe. (It wouldn’t work, maybe, because it would be Wanda lol) but it would be amusing.
It’s definitely Wanda who’s trying to hold her drink out of the way while puppy alligator rolls in her lap
ideally things that she can't swallow and cause an inadvertent medical emergency; steve buys puppy nontoxic paint, yelena buys a new tug a war rope and big fluffy mittens that she knows natasha will love but puppy will hate, melina buys some overly complex food puzzle (she buys the kind with a suction cup on the bottom bc puppy just flips or throws the old ones she bought until the treats come out), and wanda buys puppy a fluffy lil cape with a hood to keep her warm
I wanna see puppy denying the pieces of apple Nat is desperately trying to feed her because she knows the Maids bought toffee yesterday while Agatha has bunny on her lap, smugly holding little pieces of fruit out to her.
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a/n: cookie i love you!!!
warnings: petplay
"Ugh, can we at least get some wine? You eat like a child."
"I don't trust you to be drunk in my house. And it's not for you anyway." You're already peeking over the edge of the table, trying to see what's in the bowl being brought over. "Puppy, come." Natasha pats the cushion next to her and you follow her instruction eagerly.
"Don't make that face." Natasha pierces a neatly cut square of apple. "All you ate yesterday was cookies."
"Good to hear you're keeping up with your stellar pet training regimen.”
“Thanks, Agatha.”
Natasha tsks when you lean back. “Don’t.”
Her hand comes forward and you push it away. On her third try, Natasha fixes you with her stop embarrassing me look.
You stare back at her.
"Can someone bring me another fork please?" Agatha calls in the direction of the kitchen. "C'mon, bun bun. Up."
Daria hands Agatha a fork and starts to turn away, so you scramble forward, ducking under Natasha's arm and bark loudly. Bunny startles in Agatha's lap, but quickly settles with a gentle word from her owner.
"Inside voice." Natasha scolds, putting a hand on your hip as you pitch yourself forward over her shoulder to nose at Daria's pockets. "What in the hell are you doing?"
"Who's my pretty little bunny?" The firm pressure Agatha puts on her rib cage is all the reassurance bunny needs to wiggle back even closer to Agatha's chest. "So smart."
"I don't have any, puppy. Eat your fruit."
You're highly unconvinced there's no toffee hiding somewhere on Daria's person; you saw them in the grocery bag yesterday. Natasha puts you back in place on the couch, unimpressed.
"Eat."
You glance over at bunny, quietly chewing as Agatha strokes her flank. Plopping back down on the couch, you look up at Natasha.
Her eyes narrow almost imperceptibly. She gives you the slightest shake of her head, but you don't waver. You're more than content to wait until Agatha's fed the last of the apple to bunny.
In the end, you're happily smacking a piece of toffee while Natasha begrudgingly listens to Agatha gloat about the ease of a well trained pet.
You swallow the last of the toffee, swiping the last remnants from around your mouth with your tongue. Natasha grunts when you lean over and plant a sloppy lick on her cheek as a thank you.
(If Natasha has a Christmas tree) How good is puppy at leaving it alone? And do the number of Schemes increase this time of year?
the christmas tree must be under surveillance if puppy in is the room; the lights, the presents, the ornaments, how's a little thing supposed to resist? and of course puppy schemes quadruple this time of year! tinsel was banned the first day the tree was set up when puppy left shreds everywhere and tried to eat some, she'll steal ornaments, and she will shred the wrapping paper on the presents if no one's looking
what does puppy do when nat has all of her coworkers over for a party of some sort? Is she good? Or does she go around begging for treats from everyone? Also, would puppy get in the way while the maids are cleaning up? Would nat dress her up in something cute?
(sry for all the questions)
puppy's very much a social butterfly; she'll beg for treats, ask to be pet and drop toys in other people's laps. sometimes if she really likes someone's clothes like a jacket or a scarf she'll try to sneak off and stash it under natasha's bed.
generally the maids try to keep puppy in a different room when they're sweeping because she tries to chase the broom back and forth. the mop and vacuum are less of a worry since puppy's not a fan of wet floors and thinks the vacuum's too loud so she'll leave on her own anyway.
she's not the biggest fan of clothes and natasha herself isn't big on outfits unless it's cold out, but the maids will dress puppy in fluffy sweaters and cute outfits to take pictures. if you leave puppy unsupervised she'll tangle herself up trying to get it off
