#w.daniel

[avreole]

all the txts bro

i hate u bro

✆ , a MORNING text. 

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — im at the gryff door come out!!! let’s eat before we go on a run!!!! im starving!

✉ , a text that WASN’T SENT. / BACKDATED

sms, daniel — sometimes i’m jealous of you sms, daniel — i wish i knew my dad too haha

☎ , a RUSHED text. 

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — LEAVE A TRAIND OOR OPENsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — IM LATE BUT IM GONNA JUMPF ONsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — CALLM E ELIJAH BONDoivnlkcjdl;fkvgfe;rc;;v;d.

⁇ , a DRUNK text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — kthohgoht about itsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — ifi had to mfk u , the rock nd kakashisms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — id MARRY FUsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — THDTS HOW CMUH I LOVE Usms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — ID kdILL THE RCOK FOR U

✿ , a SUGGESTIVE text. 

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — if u want to live another daysms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — i suggest u get on ur kneessms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — and begsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — FOR FORGIVENESS WHAT THE H*CK U REALLY WENT AND SCRATCHED MY LUCKY SNITCH 

✿ , a SUGGESTIVE text.  ( ALT ) / BACKDATED

sms, danieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldaniel batman — hey come to my roomsms, danieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldaniel batman — i got condomssms, danieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldaniel batman — can u read the labels with me so we can equip ourselves with the knowledge and power of safe sexsms, danieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldanieldaniel batman — also bc mom sent them and she put ur name on the box too u gotta suffer with me

ø , a LATE NIGHT text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — can u come over sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — got in a fight w mom and idk how to apologize

✘ , a HATEFUL text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — u really shared OUR meme with some dumb SLYTHERIN I DONT EVEN KNOWsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — IT’S LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW U ANYMORE!!!!!sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — i thought u were baesms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — but turns out ur just fam

# , a RANDOM text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — just so u know ur beautiful inside and out and i love u brosms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — and also i need ur potions hw

@ , a SCARED text. / BACKDATED

sms, daniel — some of the upperclassmen were saying i should stop bothering u so much sms, daniel — uhsms, daniel — can you be honest? haha am i bothering you..?

& , a LOVING text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — dude chill outsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — i really don’t think anything could change how much i love u sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — ur my best friend and family

% , a CURIOUS text.

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — so uhsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — eric huh....

ツ , an EXCITED text. 

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — I SPY ROAST WE EATING GUD TONIGHT BOYS

$ , an ACCIDENTAL text. 

sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — hey man i really make it a habit not to curse because words are powerful but if i hear you talking shit about daniel one more time i’m going to punch you in the fucking face lmaosms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — .sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — is what i woudl .sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — say if sms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 —  someonesms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — uhsms, WHIP  👊😜 DANAENAE 👋😳 — ok f this im going to fight for ur honor idgaf bbl

♀ , a HEARTBREAKING text. 

sms, daniel — sure you can get mad at me for wanting what’s best for yousms, daniel — you’re fucking family to mesms, daniel — i’d never hurt you on purpose and if i do then we have to figure it OUT instead ofsms, daniel — man never mindsms, daniel — i’m gonna cool off

[avreole]

he really isn’t the biggest fan of cursing.

and if eli wasn’t absolutely preoccupied with trying to calculate how feasible an escape route from where he’s standing right this second to Literally Anywhere Outside of Eric Kang’s Line of Vision might be when he’s a) severely limited in terms of mobility by the most inconvenient halloween costume in the history of inconvenient halloween costumes; b) drunk as fuck (sorry, mom); and c) drunk as FUCK (sorry, mom!!), he might have let out a good ol’ hearty “SHIIIIIT.”

eric and daniel are starting to move in his general direction and elijah thinks, distantly, that this moment might haunt him. he’d promised himself (and daniel—though daniel doesn’t know) before strutting into the party that he wouldn’t interfere with the most infuriatingly frustrating courtship of one (1) daniel seo and one (too many) eric kang. 

quick, eli thinks to himself in a panic. maybe if you play dead they’ll walk right past you.

he fidgets for a second in his hulking sauna of a costume and finds that it’s extremely difficult to do anything but waddle forward and backward. bears sure do have it hard. 

and it’s too late anyway. by the time he looks up, eric and daniel are right in front of him, and all elijah can manage is a stammered out, “shiiiiiiiiiiit,” followed by an ever-so-graceful, “haha, uh. what’s gucci, sons.” 

( @salvativn / @gcldeneye )