and if eli wasn’t absolutely preoccupied with trying to calculate how feasible an escape route from where he’s standing right this second to Literally Anywhere Outside of Eric Kang’s Line of Vision might be when he’s a) severely limited in terms of mobility by the most inconvenient halloween costume in the history of inconvenient halloween costumes; b) drunk as fuck (sorry, mom); and c) drunk as FUCK (sorry, mom!!), he might have let out a good ol’ hearty “SHIIIIIT.”
eric and daniel are starting to move in his general direction and elijah thinks, distantly, that this moment might haunt him. he’d promised himself (and daniel—though daniel doesn’t know) before strutting into the party that he wouldn’t interfere with the most infuriatingly frustrating courtship of one (1) daniel seo and one (too many) eric kang.
quick, eli thinks to himself in a panic. maybe if you play dead they’ll walk right past you.
he fidgets for a second in his hulking sauna of a costume and finds that it’s extremely difficult to do anything but waddle forward and backward. bears sure do have it hard.
and it’s too late anyway. by the time he looks up, eric and daniel are right in front of him, and all elijah can manage is a stammered out, “shiiiiiiiiiiit,” followed by an ever-so-graceful, “haha, uh. what’s gucci, sons.”
⮞ i just heard this muggle song and wow its me @ u
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sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — .
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — i
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — 1) how DARE U sully ms. spears’s name by using her musical genius for ur evil ways
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — 2) wya im omw to dropkick u
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — u said u hated mornings rightsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — WAKE UP!!!!!sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — WAKE ! sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — Usms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — Psms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — RISEsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — ANDsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — SHINEsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — LET’Ssms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — GITsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — IT
✉ , a text that WASN’T SENT.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — YEAH FINE UR OBJECTIVELY HOT BUT UR HEART’S NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR DANIEL!!!!!!! PEACE OUT BOY SCOUT!!!
☎ , a RUSHED text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — BROKEMY WIRST DURING RPASC TICEsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — GON BE LASTEsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — TELLV ERVYONE I LOVDE THEMsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — not u
⁇ , a DRUNK text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — CHEKC UR SNAPS LOLLL sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — wiast fuck
✿ , a SUGGESTIVE text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — so are you and that poppy girl dating or whatsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — highly recommend telling the truth i’m not here to play word games with ya
ø , a LATE NIGHT text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — ur not half badsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — but if u show anyone this text im gonna pretend i was possessed by the tortured soul of v*ldemort
✘ , a HATEFUL text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — the world isn’t your FUCKING playground sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — can u be a decent person for once and jsut ! STOP! PLAYING WITH sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — god fuck this nvm
# , a RANDOM text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — do u just live off of coffee or something u weighed like a feather when i was piggybacking u
@ , a SCARED text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — hey danny hasn’t responded to any of my txts or my mom’s txts today do u know if he’s oksms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — i already checked the gryff room
&, a LOVING text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — lol did u really get sick after i told everyone to watch out and not get sick u idiotsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — i left some good ol american cold remedies at the door of ur common room sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — i thought idiots couldnt catch cold :/ u really out here tryna prove me wrong about everything arentcha kang
% , a CURIOUS text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — why does daniel keep glaring in our direction what the heck did u do now
ツ , an EXCITED text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — I REALIZED WHAT U REMIND ME OFsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!!!!
$ , an ACCIDENTAL text.
sms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — i can be friends with whoever i want to be friends with man what do u even know about him lolsms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — osms, do not snapchat drunk he is EVIL — wrong person move along
♀ , a HEARTBREAKING text.
sms, eric — what is it about messing with people’s feelings that makes you so happysms, eric — come on dudesms, eric — i know this isn’t it
