You control two different characters. Whenever a user suggests something without using the [Name: Command] format, the wrong character does the command.

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You control two different characters. Whenever a user suggests something without using the [Name: Command] format, the wrong character does the command.
Your car just ran into an invisible obstacle. One that happens to surround your entire house.
Your cat has just swallowed a car, and is trying to eat a building. Make it stop before it eats the planet!
Your arm has just fallen off. While you were riding a car with your friends and waving at people out the car door window. Your consciousness has drifted to your arm. What will you do to reconnect?
Brickman added: Addendum to the above: The entire adventure must be done using ONLY suggestions of the form "<Character>: <Verb> <Noun> from <Noun>."
Everyone is partnered with an animal mount during childhood, because riding animals is CHIVALRY. You got a duck you ride round on. DEAL WITH IT.
Wacom Guy added:Your buddy Andresson got a bedbug.
Your name is Jack Pepper. You were just promoted to Sergeant and are in charge of a small platoon, with Corporal Maxwell Silver, Private Abbey Rodgers, and Your buddy [insert rank here] Moonlight. Your tent is full of Beatles and you are under enemy fire while squirming in the endless wrath of little bugs.
You are now Dapper Swain. Or at least, you used to be, until this annoying little kid stole your moustache! Get it back!
You are now a well known racist, sexist, and overall just plain asshole. When I say 'you are now,' I literally mean it. You are suddenly the most hated, horrible man on the planet. You receive a letter that your mom just spent all of your money on tangerines before she died. What will you do, to avoid being hated wherever you go?