#wade wilson.

[aimeegiibbs]

[aimeegiibbs]

“ where have you been? ” WADE LMAO

question prompts

"Well, I had a wank, and then for some reason it really made me wanna' bake some cakes. So I did that as well. Oh, don't worry! I made you and Vanessa one. I did try to decorate them like your mask, but the icing melted a little bit. So they look more like little lady bugs, sorry."

[cfnevermores]

👑 😜

😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh.

Raven doesn’t actually LAUGH, but in terms of people that amuse her, Deadpool is pretty high up there. It surprised her too, really, but he’s got a kind of chaotic energy and dark humor that she finds herself fighting back smiles around. 

👑 …someone my muse is jealous of.

Koriand’r. It’s something she’s wrestled with for years, especially considering Kori is basically her big sister, but it’s hard not to feel just a little envious when your best friend is the one always lauded for being beautiful and powerful and you’re the weird one, the freak. 

@wadewyd @krindrs

[bcdkitty]

@daddypooltm

Felicia’s eyebrows pulled together. “Who the hell are you?”

[rczzledczzler-blog]

@daddypooltm

Alison felt as if she’d been to every single bar in New York at this point. Her feet were aching and she was getting quite aggitated at the amount of rejections she’d been getting throughout the day. Still, she just kept going. What else was she supposed to do? Just give up? Anyone who knew Alison knew that that wasn’t an option to her, even if it meant walking 10,000 steps every day for the next year.

Eventually, she found herself at some hole in the wall with a very strange name... Sister Margaret’s. She honestly would have just walked right past it if she hadn’t noticed a man stumbling out of the front door. Alison pushed her shoulders back, as if bracing herself for another ‘no’, and walked right in.

Everyone seemed to stop what they were doing and look up, just staring at her for a few moments. Obviously they weren’t used to new people coming through. Alison readjusted her guitar case in her arms and went towards the bar, addressing the first bartender she saw. “Can I have a Jack and Coke? Thanks.”

[73talks]

Did you see Arthur going off on Wade? Finally something entertaining around here

oh my god, i know right ?? i mean, can you blame aquadaddy ? the insults wade threw were at grade school level, but that is kinda his thing. but really, perhaps the merc with a mouth confronting stryker isn’t such a bad idea after all. it would certainly be entertaining to watch from our perspective.

@aquaticruler @namingmykidcher

[fandomsonrequests]

Fandom: Marvel

Character: Wade Wilson / Deadpool

Reader: Fem! 

Drabble: #34 “Stop eating all these burritos. I'll have to pay the consequences later on tonight!”

Notes: fluff, friendship, swearing

“Wade! Dude, I'm back!” [Name] called out from the door of their shared apartment.

She kicked the door close with her booted foot as she was carrying some grocery bags as well as her backpack for work.

“Wade?” She called out again.

Usually, when the mercenary was home early he would greet the [h/c] woman by either jumpscaring her or just running up to her.

Smacking and slurping was heard in the kitchen. The young woman immediately went over to check it out. 

She gasped in both amusement and shock.

On the table was Wade Wilson, eating (rather sloppily and hurriedly) a bunch of burritos. He must have had at least five seeing that there were five burrito wrappers around the table.

“For fuck’s sake, Wilson!”

The said man jumped, his cheeks full of chewed up burrito.

“[Name]!” Wade cried, a few bits and pieces of food flying from his mouth. “There was this hot chick I saved and she gave me these burritos. For free. Can you believe how fucking awesome that is?! I was like, ‘Shit. That's a lot of burritos!’” 

“Yeah, same fucking reaction here.” [Name] picked up the wrappers and threw it in the bin. “Stop eating all these burritos. II'll have to pay the consequences later on tonight!” 

She had barely finished her sentence when an awful stench floated around the room. Of course, that only meant that Wade passed gas.

“I fucking called it!”

[fandomsonrequests]

.:::lazy days:::.

Fandom: Marvel

Character: Deadpool / Wade Wilson

Reader: Fem!

Summary: Normal weekend with Wade. That is, until he does something unexpected.

Notes: Drabble, fluff

A/N: I'm really sorry if its a Drabble. I hav ethos family reunion thing and I really don't wanna keep you waiting. Plus Wade had his skin cancer already. I'm in that mood wherein he looks like that.

Requested by Anon.

Another lazy Saturday with Wade. But this time, he's in [name]’s apartment. Him not doing the laundry for a long time kinds stunk up his place.

The mercenary’s head was in her lap as both of them ate a tub of ice cream, respectfully. Hers was strawberry and his was chocolate. 

The two friends were watching some crappy ‘telenovela’ show or soap opera. What else could they do? No mission was assigned to them plus the WiFi was down so no Xbox for today. 

It was a cliché romantic scene where Wade piped up.

“You know, if I were a guy and you were the girl, I would do something crazy to admit that I love you since you're pretty and all that stuff. I sometimes kinda wish you were my girlfriend, so yeah...”

He hadn't noticed that he admitted to her so [name] was surprised at how casual the anti-hero/superhero admitted his feelings towards her.

“What was that?” She asked bewildered.

“What?”

“You just said you loved me.”

“When did I-” 

Deadpool stopped, a confused look on his face. Then it contorted into an embarrassed and sheepish expression as red splashed across his face. He buried his face in his hands and mumbled something along the lines of “I'm so stupid I didn't admit to her in an awesome way. Stupid Wade.”

[name] howled with laughter as she leaned back on the couch, her voice drowning out the dialogue coming from the television.

She put down her tub of ice cream and uncovered Wade’s face, holding his hands. She leaned down and placed a chaste kiss on his lips. 

The mercenary was surprised but sooner or later, he melted into the kiss, sitting up a little as he tilted his head to the side and cupped her cheeks delicately.

After they broke apart, the (h/c) pressed their foreheads together.

“It sucks that you didn't admit to me the way planned, huh?”

“Don't go there [nickname].” 

He kissed her once again.