#waffles thinks

[bitemeilovewaffles]

There's something so poetic about gamma rays, something so harmful to us, being neutral. Something something the face of the universe is indifferent to our cries and yet gives us a fair chance of survival if we work for it

[thatgayballerina]

I think part of the obesity problem in America has to do with “us” saying it’s okay to be fat.

[bitemeilovewaffles]

Using the term "popping your mouth's cherry" to describe eating something after brushing your teeth

[bitemeilovewaffles]

I'm that special kind of stupid that when someone says "oh it must be a day that ends in -y" I try to remember which days end in -y

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."

- Rita Mae Brown

[bitemeilovewaffles]

*thinks about my friend group* ...Am. Am I the token black friend??

[bitemeilovewaffles]

Wind and water are just the Earth's tools for sculpturing the land. A giant, ever-changing carving.

[bitemeilovewaffles]

Holding back the urge to use AAVE in an essay