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[kickassleslie]

wafflesjr replied to your post:pretty sure at least half of the reblogs on that...

he said shut your mouth I mean

i mean does leslie need to work on her listening skills? yes. but also ben just told her to be ok with the typos in the pawnee slogan and the fact that it was facing the wrong way... so is ben really someone we should be listening to?

[kickassleslie]

wafflesjr replied to your post “The triplets, April Ludgate, Danny Castellano”

April/Danny crossover ship?

b/c they both were idiots who almost ruined their chance at a relationship with their significant other?? yeah i see it. wait actually i can totally see it,  i mean april would have so much  fun messing with danny (especially like changing things on his phone, computer, and any social media accounts he has but doesnt know how to use) and danny would not understand anything that was happening and go on some angry rant and then april would make out with him to shut him up.

[kickassleslie]

The triplets, April Ludgate, Danny Castellano

woah ok cool, time to ramble!! this actually got pretty long so read more oops.

The triplets

How I feel about this character: I LOVE THEM, they are gonna be the bestest friends and share some interests but will have completely different personalities and its perfect. I have written many head canons on their personalities, but in general its Girl is the leader and the mathematician (a nice blend of her parents) oh and SHE LOVES BATMAN, glasses has the energy of his mother, I feel like he is the friendliest but also maybe a little too trusting which often makes him vulnerable to teasing but good thing his brother and sister have his back, also he is the scientist and the cause of many explosions that happen in the garage. and I already talked about the other one but he is the tough, athletic silent mischievous one.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: THESE ARE MOSTLY YOUR FAULT, girl/john swanson, glasses/oliver, other one/lucy champion

My non-romantic OTP for this character: EACH OTHER, to steal from the belchers "FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB"

My unpopular opinion about this character: let s7 be 20 year time jump just about the triplets (k maybe not season 7 but um give me a webseries lol)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.: we should have already known their names, and we better know them soon

April Ludgate

How I feel about this character: I love this little psycho, like in the early seasons her apathy was very entertaining but seeing her grow and show her love for others, even in her strange little way, is even better. plus she still gets to mess with people so its wonderful

All the people I ship romantically with this character:  ANDY. i kinda get ben/april but only where they are fuck buddies prior to being with leslie and andy. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Leslie/April, Ann/April, mostly but also like everyone/april lbr.

My unpopular opinion about this character: i dont really have one? i think there was a time where some people said they missed s2 april b/c now she was showing other emotions too  frequently or something? but that was dumb and i obvs disagree. also she def messed with andy more than necessary in early s3 but like ron called her out on it so its all cool.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.: VET SCHOOL? or something about her advancing in her career, if she is deputy director of parks is she really into it? or like does she still want to do something else more with animals? and CAN WE GIVE THAT TO HER NOW PLS.

Danny Castellano

How I feel about this character: he is a cute lil grumpy old man stuck in a younger mans body, who is a very good kisser. he also really really likes mindy which makes him cool.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: MINDY

My non-romantic OTP for this character: hmmm idk i really wanna see more of his brother b/c i really like their relationship. but if not morgan and peter probably.

My unpopular opinion about this character: i dont think this is unpopular, or maybe it is idk, but he was dumb for breaking up with mindy in the first place and dumber for trying to get her back when she was seeing someone else. like dudeeeee. but mindy totally shut that down and called him out on it and its all good now.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.: personally i thought the breakup in the first place was a bit unnecessary but like also i kinda get it? idk.

[badgirlrayray]

Top 5 Parks guest stars and/or wishes for guest stars

real ones (for this, i’m going to do ones that only had 1-2 appearances)

andy samberg

parker posey

joe biden

patton oswalt

michelle obama’s arms

dream ones

zach woods

neil casey (can you imagine??)

kumail nanjiani

kulap again, in a bigger plot

bill murray

[nightcheeseandwaffles]

Top 5 Liz Lemon lines

1. "[lovers]...that word bums me out unless it's between the words 'meat' and 'pizza'

2. "I'M A STAR. I'M ON TOP. SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HAAAAAAM!"

3. "Tell your gay mom I said thanks"

4. "that guy wanted to buy you a drink" "really? i already have a drink. do you think he could buy me mozzarella sticks instead?"

5. "one time i laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti"

[nightcheeseandwaffles]

Top 5 otps

1. BEN/LESLIE

2. Ben/Barney the Accountant/Dr. Buttons/LarryJerryTerryGary/Calzones

3. am i allowed to say GOB/Tony from AD? because I ship it pretty hard

4. Barney/Robin 

5. Jeff/Annie

what almost made the list:

Leslie/Ben's butt, Mark Ruffalo/Paul Rudd, Adam Scott/quality face razors for mustache shaving

[marissawompler]

covrtneyshayne replied to your post:SHOULD I WATCH OCEAN’S 11 OR THE WEST WING

ocean’s 11

wafflesjr replied to your post:SHOULD I WATCH OCEAN’S 11 OR THE WEST WING

The West Wing

this did not work out as well as i planned

[romansroys]

wafflesjr replied to your post:is there anyone i dislike as much as carter bays?...

Did he not watch the last three seasons of his show or all the promotional material for season nine?

ugh apparently not? just his tweets about how b/r would never work like why did you write them the way they did if they were never going to work out? its so dumb