#wallet thieves

[bedlam-moon]

back pockets are a scam made up by wallet thieves to steal more wallets

[peterdwebb]

OHHH, I thought you were saying Obama was trying to steal your wallet because he's black.

Dude. Thieves come in all shapes and sizes. There are sinful people of every race. I'm one of them.

But I don't think he would have been elected president if he went around stealing wallets. I'm sure his record is completely clean on that count. 

[fractalm-blog]

[rossruns]

WARNING: PARKING LOT SCAM

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning for MEN.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.  This will only become more commonplace as we begin heading to the Home Improvement Centers for fall maintenance activities.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco customers.  This one caught me by surprise.

A few months ago, I also became a victim of this clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

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Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping items.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  It is impossible not to look.  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald’s.  You agree and they get into the back seat.  On  the way, they start undressing.  THEN, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 4th,  9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.   Also, August 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th.  Three times in September and seven times in October, not counting the three times this past Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend…

So, pass this on and tell your good friends to be careful.  What a horrible way to take advantage of us men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.  I found cheaper ones for $1.00 at the Dollar General and bought them out.  Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald’s.  I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe’s, Home Depot and Costco.