#waltercat

[khapikat222]

Ever read a series of unfortunate events? Waltercat is baby sunny

How does Walter the butler react to being called Walterman. “Would you prefer being confused when I yell for my cat?”Alucard calls waltercat a “house beast”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Really, if you are going to keep a pet like him you must train him not to bite." Walter remarks, dropping the cat into Chefs lap from the tangle of wires."Oh come on Walterman it's harmless!" Alucard smirks from the shadows."I get on to attack training Walter Sir. Would you like to join?""I have previous engagements that have been delayed by your pet. Be sure to keep the beast muzzled when guests are over." With a laxidasical wave of his hand Walter returned to his work."Wait which Beast!!" Madeleine called out. But it seemed the old man did not hear."Walterman is a mean bastard isn't he Waltercat?"Waltercat bites Alucards hand."Yeah I want to bite him too!""Alucard you are the worst, Now RELEASE WALTER! RELEASE!""WRRRRRRRRRROW"

[khapikat222]

THERES ANOTHER VIDEO OF WALTER IN THE WILD

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Call the f*ckin police! 😂 flicktube.com ™@michaelrapaport ™@wilfredwarrior

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE WALTERCAT!!!!!

[khapikat222]

Yes Walter the cat learns to bite clothing instead of flesh bc it doesn’t hurt people. He also learns to be gentler

On order Waltercat learns to bleed, kill, distract, guide, and cuddle.Waltercat does not obey Walter C. Dornez.

[khapikat222]

Part 2 of waltercard: WHAT IF PEOPLE THOUGHT WALTER WAS ALUCARD IN ANOTHER FORM. INTEGRA IS LIKE HEY I NEED YOU TO GO ON A MISSION AND WALTER JUST STARES AT HER. Eventually Alucard walks in looking for his glasses and sees her having a one sided argument with the cat. Integra gets very embarrassed.

"This discussion will remain between the two of us. Do you understand.""Yes Master, I'll be your purrrrfect kitty.""GET OUT!!!!!"

[khapikat222]

(This is in the chat too) 1: Hey What if the chef dressed Walter up as alucard for Halloween? Little coat, little hat, and she stole his glasses. Walter the cat is very patient.

Chef has tried to put costumes on their cat before and has nearly lost an arm for it.Alucard on the other hand let's his shadows mimic his outfit without bothering the cat. He let's the cat freak everyone out. He hovers in the shadows close enough that everyone feels the chill thats in the air anytime he is near. But all the soldiers see is the cat.While it's not new for Alucard to change into different forms as he is prone to spontaneously change appearance, the fact that Chef cannot find another cat around the manor makes them nervous to let Waltercat onto their lap.Which ultimately foils Alucards plans entirely.

[khapikat222]

Everyone wants to dress up waltercat like different people and they essentially have a photo contest. They put big round glasses on him and a fake cigar in his mouth to be Integra. Smaller round glasses, rosary, and sat him on a pile of knives to be Anderson. Pips hat and bandana. For seras they just give him a police badge. She calls him her deputy.

This, All of This™

[khapikat222]

One night when al and chef are on the couch she wakes up just a little mumbling gibberish and scritches als head saying good kitty and goes back to sleep. Waltercat is watching from another chair. At some point it’s a pile with chef on the bottom, Walter on top, and al in the middle. Seras gets a picture. Alternatively, she half wakes up worried that she left the oven on so he goes to check cuz he doesn’t want her to get up. He comes back and she is curled up holding a pillow and it’s v cute.

Seras has the picture of the three of them in a pile printed for herself, Alucard, and Chef. Alucard takes Seras' camera to get Chef cluddling the pillow.Waltercat is still sitting on top.

[khapikat222]

Someone gets a picture of waltercat holding the handle of a knife in his mouth

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