Tell me, what is the secret to catch a Honey badger?
Love Wanad
PS: Have a great day!
hello wanad!! thank you for writing in to deadpool’s advice column!!
the trick is in finding the right one. my wolvie is a special wolvie who likes me just the way i am but i found him by facing a lot of rejection first. a lot of bad matches. a lot of blood and gore.
once you identify a wolvie that has the patience to talk to you instead of just clawing you open on sight, though, it’s so so easy. really you just have to annoy them until they like you. persistence is key. and you’re a deadpool so that should be second nature.
to be clear this will probably not result in a healthy relationship but it will result in some kind of a relationship which i think is your goal. best of luck in your endeavors
