#wanderingarcherviola

[pxnxply]

"Why are you so tall? Is it because the Bone Fairy brought you extras to eat as a child?" (Eöl isn't safe either)

"It is because I eat children who ask me foolish questions."

[the-heart-vigor]

❛ There’s a perfectly rational explanation for what you are seeing. ❜

"I think that there is something irrational in what I am seeing, but I want to hear your explanation."

[thegreatstrongbow]

🤢 Force my muse to eat or drink something disgusting/something they hate.

Yuck

"And where did this come from?"

Beleg had a stomach of iron and he was not easily deterred. He had eaten some pretty awful things in his long years. But this, strange, bubbling liquid... it smelt so bad. Not appetising at all.

"Are you sure elves can drink this?"

[warhornofgondor]

@wanderingarcherviola

continued from x The little orc pointed to a freshly dug grave, the deceased hadn't even been laid to rest yet and she was contemplating theft. "Orcs don't bury our dead, so usually we'd have eaten him by now and his stuff would be given to those closest to him.."

"Nothing wasted, eh?" Boromir took a few steps to peer into the empty hole. A crawling sensation trickled down his spine at the thought that one day he may find himself at the bottom. "I would not deem it grave robbing if the grave is empty. Could you not take what you seek from the deceased now?"

[curufiin]

🎊

curufin pulls objects out of nowhere

“Arrowheads,” they’re sharp little things, made of steel with serrations along its edges. The design looks a bit unusual. “I don’t make these often, and I’m certain there are others who make much finer arrowheads than I, but can you imagine gifting your own brother someone else’s work? I wanted to try something new with the shape so it embeds deeper in its target.”

As carefully as he retrieved them, he puts then away. “Don’t tell him that, obviously. I want it to be a surprise.”

[springvaletales]

What body part are you?

Skin

Here is the largest organ, seemingly unimportant and forgotten in favour of larger meatier cuts of flesh, but it is living and breathing but wholly on the outside. You feel everything so much all the time. You wear everything on the outside, nothing about you is restrained or held back, authentic and truthful, even to a fault, even revealing all the ugly parts you can’t cover. The blows and injuries you take cannot be hidden, so be cautious. Always remember scars do not heal, they can only fade.

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Tagging: @bookofvesper, @wildskissed, @chainedbychoice

[askrossiel]

"Do you think it's possible to domesticate the giant spiders?" Viola asked "I think it's worth half a shot."

"It might be possible, and having a steady supply of a material as strong as their silk might be a benefit. But some strains have a particularly nasty venom that even the hardiest of us have little defense against." She shuddered, remembering how difficult the healers had told her finding the sereglos for the antidote had been. "I don't want my best friend to turn into a spider snack."

[blackarrcw]

@wanderingarcherviola asked: "Learning to read has been one of the beat things I've ever done! Now when I call someone a stupid cunt I have books to back up my claim!"

The dwarf king simply groaned following it with a face-palm shortly after. This girl was going to be the death of him one day, but for now; he would deal with it as best as was possible. "Viola," Thorin spoke after some time "tell me you did not read these books just for that reason?"