It was way too early after the rowdy night Linus just got through. While the monastery might be stuffy as hell, the areas around it? Good ol’ places, with normal enough folks and no one checking to make sure he was setting a good example or...whatever. Drinks were had, songs were sung, and sloppy fist fights were inevitable.
Linus was quickly running out of places to go in his free time without coughing up gold for property damage. Which, in his defense, was hardly just his fault! Can’t exactly have a bar brawl on your lonesome, now could you?
But, right, he was doing something...Or trying to. Pretending, more like. There was a lotta busy work, teaching these brats. Most of the time, if he could do something physically in the way of teaching, he would. But, that didn’t always work out for several reasons, and that meant he had to wing it. Books didn’t teach fighting or tactics in his humble opinion, but frankly, neither did he -- at least, not well. Plans were Lloyd’s thing; Linus was the brute force that got them done as they should have been.
And politics? He’d rather choke to death on a spoon! He wasn’t equipped to do anything with that, so Linus avoided it at all costs.
But it was raining cats and dogs outside, and he’d already gotten complaints about making his students tough it out and learn how to work in such conditions. So. Here he was. Absolutely not carving something ridiculous into the underside of one of the desks in the classroom as he tried to think up ways to fill in the time he had to teach that day.
Too bad his head was working about as well as if he’d been donkey kicked.
“Gah, this is an absolute load of bull shi--!” Linus’ grumbling is unceremoniously cut off when he sees a student peeking in at him from underneath the desk, red eyes in an otherwise innocent face making him jump -- and promptly slam his head against the hardwood of the desk. Rolling onto his side as he clutched at his head, Linus shimmied his way out from the desk rather ungracefully. “Fuck! Kid, you can’t just spook a guy like that, alright?!”