Nov 11, 2015
thANK YOU BEAUTIFUL!!!
i hOPE YOU ENJOY THEM CUTIE!!
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thANK YOU BEAUTIFUL!!!
i hOPE YOU ENJOY THEM CUTIE!!
i FORGOT TO ADD PLEASE AND THANK YOU TO THAT SO PLEASE AND THANK YOU
*whispers* can you make S9 recent grace helbig rp icons bc im really lazy and you love me :///
you’e lucky i love you and grace. look out for them soon lazy lil buttface!!
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wow. well you’re hella biased so.
wanderovs replied to your post:they’re playing marley & me on tv, and i’m not...
im having therapy with your post excuse me
lmao, i noticed, and it’s off now because i don’t wanna cry. but that was really cruel of your mom wow :/
dylan/olly
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (THIS IS OUT FIRST CHILD CASSANDRA)
How long will they last? - 5ever, over my dead body will they ever split
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - lmFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so fuckin fast. like a week bye
How was their first kiss? - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA their FirST KISS WAS AN ACCIDENT AND DYLAN RAN OUT OF THE ROOM
Wedding:
Who proposed? - olly
Who is the best man/men? - niall, nick, drew
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - carter, nicole, demi
Who did the most planning? - dylan olly was like heres my card
Who stressed the most? - dylAN
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lmfao 5sos assfaces and most of the show lol it was prviate
Sex:
Who is on top? - olly fuckin murs
Who is the one to instigate things? - dylan usually, but olly loves sex bc of dylan so
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (again wtf....)
How long do they normally last? - omfg, olly can last forever now with her lol
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 4
How many children will they adopt? - 1 at first but then they foster <3<3
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - OLLY bc dylan is a little shit
Who is the stricter parent? - dylan
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - dylan
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - olly
Who is the more loved parent? - dylan
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? dylan
Who cried the most at graduation? - LOL both a mess
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both of them would
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - olly
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither or them really
Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them do together
How often do they bake desserts? - hmmm not much really
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - salads mostly but olly loves a good steak lol, dylan probs cringes
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - olly
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - dylan
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - both of them can cook so???
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - olly
Who is really against chores? -dylan
Who cleans up after the pets? - olly
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - DylaNNN
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - dylan af
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - DLYAN
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - dylan
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - omfg they decorate for the hell of it i bet
What are their goals for the relationship? - to raise a family together and grow old :)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither
Who plays the most pranks? - dylan lol
shelby/demi ( i MISS THEM THEY HAVE TO GET ENGAGED SOON BTW )
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 5ever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - mmm they were in love but never said anything so broke up but then got back together like tow years later sooo???
How was their first kiss? - uhhhhh i DONT REMEMBER IT sobsss. but i think it was in a hotel room over sandwiches and sparkling grape juice so like?? that sounds great
Wedding:
Who proposed? - shelby
Who is the best man/men? - n/a
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - demi and shelby would have their family members stand up :)
Who did the most planning? - demi
Who stressed the most? - shelby
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lol they wouldn’t invite anyone from the show LBR
Sex:
Who is on top? - demi like when shelby is??
Who is the one to instigate things? - used to be demi but shelby is a little sex demon now
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - lol...a long...long time. aka when shelby wants to play with demi it’s for fuckin ever
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes always
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 3
How many children will they adopt? - maybe???
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - demi
Who is the stricter parent? - shelby
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - shelby
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - shelby
Who is the more loved parent? - demi
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? demi
Who cried the most at graduation? - DEMI
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - shelby
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - shelby
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - demi
Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them
How often do they bake desserts? - demi likes to try to bake
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - salads
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - shelby
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - neither they kinda like to stay in
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - demi
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - shelby
Who is really against chores? - demi
Who cleans up after the pets? - demi
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - demi
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - shelby
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - demi
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - demi when she’s sad
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - demi is obsessed yes so often
What are their goals for the relationship? - to have a family and be happy together????
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - demi
Who plays the most pranks? - demi
jordyn/eli
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 5ever or until eli gets killed or jordyn kills herself lol tbh im sorry
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - lmfao wtf it took them FOREVER EVER AND JORDYN ALWAYS PUSHING HIMM AWAY
How was their first kiss? - well i can headcannon that it was like jordyn drunk and eli wanting to hook up lol.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - eli
Who is the best man/men? - no one
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - tbh no one
Who did the most planning? - neither
Who stressed the most? - neither :D
How fancy was the ceremony? - they most likely wouldn’t have one, at least i don’t think they would it isn’t like themBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - i don’t think they would invite anyone
Sex:
Who is on top? - eli
Who is the one to instigate things? - jordyn
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (the fuck)
How long do they normally last? - eli has learned to last longer with jordyn lol but it’s jordyn and shes hot so like an hour at most
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - they play games to who has the most
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - maybe one or two
How many children will they adopt? - i think they would adopt giving eli’s past
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - eli
Who is the stricter parent? - jordyn
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - jordyn
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - jordyn
Who is the more loved parent? - jordyn
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? lol neither
Who cried the most at graduation? - both of them
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - neither lol
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - jordyn
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - eli
Who does the grocery shopping? - jordyn
How often do they bake desserts? - idk lol not much??
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both in meals
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - eli
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - jordyn
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - eli for sure
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - eli
Who is really against chores? - jordyn
Who cleans up after the pets? - eli
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - jordyn
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - jordyn
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - eli
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - jordyn
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - just for the big holidays
What are their goals for the relationship? - to not get themselves killed and to actually stay together :)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both....
Who plays the most pranks? - eli