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[natsyo]

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wrong :/

[heartsickpixels]

I’m like 5 years late to the updated lighting party but its because I just got a new laptop for my birthday and can finally play on ultra settings ;w;

[steammdfk]

The Adventures of a Woof Woof

I never really understood what it meant to take a dump in the street or mark my territory. I always thought it was just the natural rule because I'm a woof woof, and as a woof woof I look at human society the same way someone watches a porn movie while jerking off, except they never finish because they're taking pills for a mental disorder.

God damn it, that shit traps me and eats me alive. So many times I did it out on the street, got hooked, and ended up stuck to my next mate. I couldn't stop breathing. It was just too addictive to get my next female pregnant. Leaving behind my descendants was a symbolic act, way more symbolic than when a human gets his wife pregnant and leaves her with three kids.

Yeah... but what the hell.

These days dogs have become companions to human beings, and it pisses me off that so many of my kind have this love-hate relationship with the warrior race of Saiyans. That's a trauma for a dog like me. Me, who's always relied on my own strength and my own solitude.

Sometimes I'd talk with Ricky Mendoza, my buddy, who's a German Shepherd. They broke him. They turned him into a submissive dog. Now he doesn't even get laid anymore. Now all he does is sniff the ass and dick of whatever alpha male happens to walk by. That's when I lost respect for him, because I don't do that kind of crap. I'm just a neighborhood woof woof, you know what I mean?

And that kind of thing just isn't my style.

When I was born, I was lying on top of a cardboard box, and the cold was too much for me, so I dug a hole in the ground. That's where I stayed. That became my shelter. I don't remember much about that little cave, but damn... that was life, my brothers.

One time I had to talk with Satan, and holy shit... Satan was completely fed up. He said Hell was full of people with master's degrees, lawyers everywhere, high-level people, and folks who had never even read the Satanic Bible. No doubt about it, Satan was bored out of his mind.

Then one day I asked him a question.

"Why don't you just go back to Heaven with God?"

And he answered:

"No fucking way. I'd turn into an idiot."

Yeah...

Anyway...

Being a woof woof gives me the power to create, to do things, and to think. Everyone thinks dogs are idiots, but we know a lot of things. Things no human being could ever imagine.

For fuck's sake...

"What the hell," I told myself.

I've gotta take a dump.

So maybe I'll get back to my dog's life, and another day I'll tell you more about my adventures.

[ludwigslovebug]

🪲Art Summary!!🌱

waoqoa... what a Year.

most of thisnis stuff you guys havent seen umum... go look at my instagram for that .... yaaa

sorry some od these arent that good of pieces ,,, i took a big gap in art for a couple months because i basically went no contact w someone who kinda really sucked and was going thru a little somthkn somthin. ANYWAY!!!

8?38;@## am sleepy .... working om christmas 🎼🌱 art ... wahaa..... yayaya

[luvnami]

congrats on 500 yayyyy!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗

tysm omg!! hugs you <333

[natsyo]

27, 37, 78

27. Has anyone ever written a song or poem for you?

i don’t wanna talk about it fuck you

37. Have you ever liked someone that your friends hated?

i don’t wanna talk about it fuck you

78. what’s your dirtiest secret?

there are certain voices i can’t hear bc ive been pavloved too hard

[natsyo]

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pokemon, small hands, cutest laugh, swaggy makeup

[natsyo]

waowao replied to your post: lawful verse or true verse

THIS IS SO FUNNY

I KNOW BUT IM GLAD I GIVE OFF A #VERSE VIBE