Dating Wilford Warfstache HC
He's definitely a gentleman 🎩. He will hold doors open for you, pull out your chair, etc.
Always holding your hand. Not just because he likes the casual intimacy, but because if he's not physically attached to you, he'll wander off like a toddler.
Smells like cotton candy 🍭 and gun powder 🔫.
I hope you like pink💕. A lot of his belongings are pink. His car🚘, his coffee maker☕, his shower curtain🚿, etc.
He wears high heels 👠👠a lot, (like.. a LOT), and wants to show off to you. Your home turns into a fashion show 👗📿📸 runway at least once a month. He will also encourage you to walk the runway while he narrates.
He doesn't sleep as much as a normal human, but will cuddle you while you sleep 😴 if you want.
His kisses tickle because of his mustache. He kisses 💋 you all over to hear you giggle.
*cough* he's a switch *cough* 😉
This all being said, if you are uncomfortable with pda, or have an issue with people touching you, you're sex repulsed ace, etc, he will respectfully back off. He wants you to be as comfortable and happy as possible.
His favorite dates involve adventures like a cute scavenger hunt 📜he made, amusement parks/carnivals 🎢🎡 so he can go on rides, eat fun food 🌭, and win you cute prizes 🧸.
He also loves to have casual dates with take out 🥡, a movie 🎞📺or some games🎮🕹🧩♟, just being with you.
Whatever you do, he is your biggest fan 📣🎉! Before you go to your job, he gives you a pep talk. You have a hobby 🎨🎾🤸♂️? He cheers for you and loves watching you do it.
He loves to have you on his shows📽📺. You're the only one who doesn't have to worry about being shot or tickled with a knife🔪.
If he ever accidentally hurts you, you get nicked with his knife, he steps on your foot, he apologizes profusely until you hold his face, look in his eyes, and tell him you're okay. He will patch you up if you need 🤕, or if a more severe accident occurs, drive you to the hospital 🏥.
He doesn't remember his past very well, but will occasionally have an episode where he will remember the infamous night, or how his first love left him for his best friend.
If he is still aware of his surroundings, he will either go to the shooting range to get his anger out, or come to you for hugs and comfort. When he's better, he might tell you what he remembered. Don't ask though. He will open up if he's ready.
If he dissociates however, you need to get out of there. Wait until you stop hearing sobs, delirious laughs, and gunshots to peek back in and ask if he's okay, and if he needs anything.
Because of his past, sometimes he needs extra reassurance that you love him and he's not a psychotic monster, but he loves you with his whole heart 💘.
He always has heart eyes for you, and only you 😍.