#warhammer crack

[tomatojellyfish]

Baseline sitting on a primarchs shoulder.

Just a visual I would like to share

Like their all 10 feet tall. It could work

This is an optimal vantage point to scout for potential threats - Lion El'Jonson, Corvus Corax, Rogal Dorn, Angron.

LOOK AT MY PARTNER, EVERYONE. WEEP AT THE SIGHT OF THEIR BEAUTY - Horus Lupercal, Leman Russ, Jaghatai Khan, Fulgrim (but internally).

I will/could lose you in a crowd otherwise - Perturabo, Ferrus Manus, Konrad Curze, Mortarion.

Are you sure this is comfortable, my love? - Sanguinius, Vulkan, Magnus the Red, Lorgar Aurelian, Roboute Guilliman, Fulgrim (externally).

Which one of us is better at it, love? - Alpharius and Omegon - OR alternatively you do it like this:

[sonofcurz]

[subtlepoisonknowledge]

Can we just stop for a moment to think how funny it would be if the emperor needed to ally humanity to a Xeno race? And their demand is a political marriage in return?

Emperor: “A wedding? Why, yes! I have 18 wonderful, strong sons who’d truly make fine matches.

(In private, going through the candidates)

Emperor: “No. No. No. Fuck no. No. No…..I’m Fucked.”

[ddeserteagle]

The entire thread is just *chef's kiss*.

[myresin]

THE

LEMON

IS

READY

[blackstarangel]

Abaddaaaamnnn!!!!

[bonnieannie]

I’ve become slightly addicted to drawing bad pictures of Primarchs.

(Sexy) Perturabo

Magnus (also sexy)

[krdrkate]

mechanical snake🐍⚙️