A slow exhale. A pause just long enough to mean something. Then—
“I miss the intimacy after more than the sex itself.” His voice is quiet, almost reflective, as if he’s unspooling a memory thread by thread. “I miss the way I'd rest my head on her stomach, still trembling with the echoes of what we’d just shared. The way her fingers would slip into my hair, slow and aimless, combing through the damp strands with that quiet, knowing touch.”
His eyes flicker, distant now, chasing something just out of reach.
“And... there was always that stupid ceiling fan," he murmurs, almost to himself. "Clicking softly above us, slow and steady, like it knew the rhythm of our breathing. Like it belonged to us.”
His fingers twitch against his knee, as if recalling the ghost of a touch. “Sometimes, I’d press a lazy kiss to her lips—just because I could. Just because she was there, warm and real and mine in that fleeting moment between desire and sleep.”
A hollow sort of chuckle escapes him, more breath than sound. "And God, I loved watching her redress. The way she’d stretch, skin still flushed, still glowing, like she was carrying the last remnants of me on her body. I think I loved that more than watching her undress."
His voice fades into quiet, like he’s waiting for something. Like he’s hoping that if he lingers in the memory long enough, he’ll find his way back to you.
But the bed is cold now. The ceiling fan still turns, indifferent. And you're nowhere to be found.
I think I would die happy if I saw feral Sanguinius. Like, man is so put together, but it could be something as simple as his s/o getting a paper cut, he smells the blood and he just loses it. Eyes dilate like a cat and all.
This one was a fun one to make! (Im totally normal abt him), im also so bad at dialogue so I'll let to yall think that/j
TW: Blood. (Feral sanguinius counts as a tw? Idk)
In my defense I'd shit myself if a dude 2x my size looked at me like that too- even my f/o
Guys ik yall tired of seeing me in the tag. I promise it's the last one today
What noises would the Primarchs emit during freaky time - brought to you by an auralist (noise fetishist)
(Rubs my hands together like a mischievous fly)
Ofc NSFW, read at your own risk
Lion El'Jonson
For the most part tries to stay quiet. Has this concentrated look on his face, the most you're getting out of that man are heavy breaths and maybe a suppressed groan at climax. You'd have to try reallyyy hard to make him vocal 🤞 (if there's a will there's a way)
Fulgrim
Bro, he moans like a porn star. Most definitely has practiced to make sure it sounds good. Vocal, sweet talks, a lot of little moans matching his pounding, good luck trying to keep up with him because his sheer enthusiasm plus the great skills will ultimately overwhelm you. YOU'RE getting lost in the sauce
Perturabo
Lawd, I'd give him a ball gag
Definitely groans, nothing performative or pretty about it, just straight up carnal groans and growls leaving that man's throat. He'd paw at you like a cat if the sensations turn to be too much, you'd maybe get some heavy panting
Broken off, hoarse moan at climax
Jaghatai Khan
Locked in, that man is hyper focused on you, the way he sounds is irrelevant, hence all his noises come naturally
Lots of ragged breaths, only broken by heartfelt moans or him trying to regulate his breathing so you have moments where he closes his eyes (obv still pounding) and tries to breathe in deep, gets lost in the sauce though so what happens is he just starts purring like a motor or falls into a moaning fit
Leman Russ
Jesus, that man has no shame
Possibly the loudest of them all, you bet he's gonna take you doggy style and the only thing that'll shut him up somehwhat is him closing his maw around your throat and biting down
Definitely moans but mainly just groans and growls, the scary part is the sex talk, he'll be talking crazy while going at it, switching between degrading and praising like there's no tomorrow
Fucks you like he owns you and is not afraid to state so, wants everybody to know
Also gets lost in the sauce, all natural noises babe, he prides himself in it.
Rogal Dorn
I think he's going to be the most hyper focused on you, like, literally just staring at you consistently, unless you show signs of being uncomfortable by it, at which he'd lower his gaze
Feel like he'd maybe grunt in surprise at his own climax, maybe let out a little moan, not expecting the pleasure of it, for simply having had his focus elsewhere
He'd want to pleasure you and pleasure you well so much he'd forget about his own noises but not in the sense that he'd be uncontrollably moaning, much rather the opposite - being quiet.
The only sounds leaving him being shallow breaths, mouth slightly agape as he stares at you, cataloging your reactions
Konrad Curze
Heavvyy breathing, panting even
Switches between states of being lost in the sauce and being predatory, one second his eyes are rolling back and he's choking in a moan the next his hands press you down and his crazed gaze is fixed onto yours with the primal need to ravish you
Also a biter, nom nom
He's the one that will leave the most bruises and bite marks on you, only competition of value being Leman
Sanguinius
Not to be cliché but he's got the sweetest moans ever, one of those rare people that just genuinely moan through it all, barely any growling or grunting, just breaths and heavenly moans. Feel like he'd be super attentive until the actual penetration where he will try to keep his gaze on you but inevitably get lost in the sauce and just switch between trying to look at you with heavy lids and throwing his head back in pleasure
Would moan and shake so bad while lapping at your throat, wishing and itching to bite down
Ferrus Manus
You're not getting a moan out of him
I think it'd be a challenge to get anything out of him
He'd definitely go at it with a sort of focus and ease that his breathing would barely change, he'd try to stay quiet and he'd succeed
Trust, the noises of the coupling will be lewd enough though, and maybe he's just gonna have to make you loud enough for the both of you
Would either take in a big breath before cumming so he's just not breathing during it or maybe as a rare case scenario let out a shuddery breath/a slight groan
Angron
He'd sound like he's actively being punched if actually given the chance at a coupling
Definitely hyper sensitive and battling with himself to keep any sort of composure
Carnal in a way even Russ can't recreate, there's drool running down his mouth man, maybe even a tear, he's THAT lost in it
Roboute Guilliman
Freak in the sheets (pun intended)
I just need to include this man eating you out, he'd be so into it I feel like
Definitely a form of service top to you, loves the noises coming from both you and your hole as he laps at it
Once inside he'll grind against you and go slow just to hear the lube/fluids do it's bidding
Will try to stay quiet and composed, face contorting into silent moans and going as far as him literally doing breathing exercises while plowing you.
If you tell him you really want to hear his noises though he'll refrain from holding himself back as much and tentatively start letting out little moans, watching your reaction to them intently. Climaxes holding you tightly to him, instead of biting down he just holds you tighter/presses you to him
Mortarion
WHIMPERS. FINALLY somebody who whimpers.
That man needs to be pegged, he's going to be a breathless mess and absolutely lose himself to you if you're the one pleasuring him, clenching down and trying desperately to get a grip but failing and just outright wailing and sobbing at how good you're making him feel
If he's the one doing the fucking he's going to be a lot more careful about it, constantly asking you if you're enjoying it and doing alright, huffing and puffing once the pleasure starts to intensify. Will definitely burrow himself into your embrace and hold on like his life depends on it as he climaxes, sobbing into your collar bone before letting out a guttural groan
Magnus the Red
Won't stop yapping, will draw romantic metaphors for as long as he can I'm afraid
You'll already be on cloud seven and he's still forcing that brain of his to work just so he can draw another comparison to how good you're making him feel
Will allow himself to get lost in the sauce once he's satisfied you.
Will let out a vocal moan or two in between his verbal parades
Horus Lupercal
Rough around the edges, I feel like he'd naturally read you and adapt to what you like
Degradation? Got it. Praise? Got it. Sweet talk? Yup. Wet noises? He's got cha. Heavy panting? Can do.
He's gonna get off to having you, and making you lose your mind is just another one of his ways of making sure you're his fully
Naturally a heavy breather though, loves to include some spanking, gets off to you whining and whimpering for him
Lorgar Aurelian
Prepare to get worshipped, this man won't stop singing prayers into your skin until he starts nearing climax, where he's still going to try to speak but with each thrust will start getting choked off by his own moans, will try to fight getting lost in the sauce but it's fruitless
Praising you and worshipping you is what's going to get him off, you're divine in his eyes, his entire being yearns to show you
The urges are going to start overwhelming him until he turns into a crying mess at which point he's going to turn unintelligible, kissing your skin between mumbled words
Vulkan
Breathy moans, and Lord above cradle the person fortunate enough to get fucked by him because praise will be flowing like water down a mountain. He'll caress you and mumble sweet nothings into your skin as he holds you close and takes you, plowing you and working you up and down his shaft like a fleshlight. Will definitely hum into your skin and make sure you're doing fine every step of the way
If he doesn't get to elicit noises of pleasure out of you he'll be concerned, he wants to unravel you just as much as he'll let you unravel him
Corvus Corax
Whines. Whimpers. Moans. Groans. Pants.
All of it, but all in a pathetically submissive way, like he's embarrassed of making all these noises but the embarrassment gets him off even further, essentially violently throwing him into this devils circle of being a degradee, the goal is to make him feels safe enough to be able to let go like that
Will fuck you/let himself get fucked and inevitably turn into a mumbling, crying mess
Alpharius Omegon
Most adaptive of the bunch, if they notice you're into sounds, be it moans or wet skin against wet skin or anything else, they'll make sure you hear it. They'll be sure to overwhelm you with it, play you like an instrument and make sure all your buttons are pressed
They'll definitely get off to getting you off, and they'll definitely be chuckling at you once YOU'RE lost in the sauce
What it’s like to have a pocket sized Primarch (+Big E and Malcador)?
So I’ve got inspired by this, this and this fanart and I’m trying to get out from my current writers block after stressful exams so infinite kudos to those artists and please enjoy having a small creature living with you that has been dropped off at your front door!
Fulgrim
To him it doesn’t matter that you’re twenty times bigger than him or that he can fit into the size of your palm. He still flirts with you and tries to get you to buy him a proper dollhouse so that he has his own living space. In the end though Fulgrim prefers to sleep on your massive bed like a star!
Over time he also becomes very crafty. Give him a small canvas and a brush and he will paint the most beautiful scenery that you can hang up in your apartment. Sews his own clothes too since he’s not satisfied with what I on the market. There is nothing that he can’t make himself, you just need to provide him with the material.
Fulgrim also likes when you take him to museums and art galleries so he can get some inspiration for his own future works. He knows he is demanding but he also knows he’s cute and can get away with certain things. Enjoys to bask in your attention when you praise his paintings.
Still sometimes doubt creeps upon him too and you can see how he withdraws into his little house. The only thing that can help him in those moments is a calm night with wine and movies where he will comment on the costume designs and note some for his future wardrobe.
Rogal Dorn
When he entered your apartment he had already fifteen different ways in mind to improve it. With his advice you could also do it yourself until he starts plans to fortify your balcony to make it more secure. At this point you got to tell him that no siege will be happening. Doesn’t stop him from bringing his plans to you every now and then, hoping to implement some.
He doesn’t need you to build him a house. Just give him the material and you will have a mini fortress by the end of the week, fortification included. Rogal also tries to constantly improve on his creations with the stuff you give him. Doesn’t ask to be taken outside much since he knows how to keep himself occupied but he won’t say no for some sightseeing or books about architecture. With how crafty he is he will turn scrap into treasure. Who knows maybe he will manage to build a replica of the ship he met the Emperor for the first time and float through your house.
He often misses his grandfather’s cloak that he usually sleeps with and if your bond becomes strong enough he will use a piece of your clothing as a blanket or convert the material into one. He may be stoic but even he needs some small comforts and he will gladly take them from you. But he’s not beyond giving you comfort too when you’re upset. Once he picks up on your bad mood he will ask if you want to talk about it or f not he will try and distract you a bit by telling you about his day.
Perturabo
He refuses any help you offer him and only accepts it when he exhausted all other options. For you it’s no big deal carrying him around but for him it’s a big issues with his independence. Thinks it is undignifying till he establishes the mindset that theoretically he gets a whole human to follow his whims when he wants to go somewhere. After that he’s still not happy but more willing.
Perturabo tries to pretend he doesn’t care about anything other than siege and war but he was engrossed into the TV when there was a documentary about architecture on and refused to change the channel. The same goes for books and while you’re away he will go through them all. When you take him for a walk he will be busy commenting on buildings and how he would’ve improved them and make them more pretty but also not easily assailable. If he could he would change your apartment too but he’s too small for that.
If you give him all the materials that he desires and leave him alone for a bit he will make you things of beauty. He tried to convince you that it is nothing useful but is satisfied with your adoration when you place it on a visible spot. Don’t let yourself be fooled though. He’s still a genius and if there is a will, there is a way. So don’t be surprised if one day you find a miniature version of an emperor class titan walking through your house with him on top to reach a shelve.
Konrad Curze
A feral little thing that has bit your fingers countless of times and hisses like a cat. Doesn’t trust you at all since theoretically you hold so much power over him and he hates it! It takes a great amount of time to earn his trust. But sometimes all it takes is some warm food and a safe place to sleep, small comforts that his childhood couldn’t give him.
He’s nocturnal and will watch you sleep at night but sometimes he’s going to curl up beside your head and sleep with you. Konrad is sensitive to light and if you don’t take him with you he will curl up in a dark spot during the day to rest. The same applies to shiny and reflective surfaces too so better keep him in your bad when you enter bright rooms or areas.
Uses his foresight to tell you bad things that will happen to you on a certain day and makes you be able to avoid them or take precautions. It can be tricky to avoid all things but at least in makes him doubt that fate is unchangeable. To him it’s a small crisis, to you it’s a nice benefit knowing what to do on a certain day or week. So enjoy your little fortune teller!
Sometimes it can be hard with his since he wants to see the world as a bleak place but at least you can try to show him that not everything is that bad. He can get very philosophical and contemplative after a day outside and perhaps in time he will see the bright side of things.
Sanguinius
He’s just like a little bird with his wings but don’t put him in a cage! Having wings means he’s more independent than his brothers and doesn’t rely on you for transportation. In fact he will fly beside you when you go somewhere but still won’t deny being perched up on your shoulder like an angel, especially when you take him outside. Definitely prefers your bag more than your pocket since he has more wing space. He knows it is not ideal but he’s thankful that you took him.
He doesn’t demand a house but rather a single preferably round bed that is perched on some high shelf or surface. That way he can overlook everything that happens below and be out of your way. Although being so high up gives him a strange feeling of comfort. He also makes sure that he takes part in your daily life since he’s not used with being alone.
Just like Konrad he uses his foresight to be helpful! Tells you what you should change for the better or what to say instead of just prophesying doom. As stated Sanguinius doesn’t really like being trapped by four walls all the time so when the weather is good you gotta take him outside. He figured that it’s pretty nice flying on old Terra and stretching his wings even if he runs the risk of being seen as food by other birds or prey.
If you really don’t mind he would drink some blood from your fingers too. He tries not to indulge himself but sometimes he just needs it and it’s not like he has to worry about sucking you dry or killing you with his fangs. Still feels guilty though and apologizes for the pain he causes but would mind it a little less if your blood is just mixed with some wine.
Lion El’ Jonson
He has no reason to be as secretive as he is but he seemingly can’t help it after becoming so small. It has its benefits since he can be less noticeable. He will constantly ask you what you’re doing but when you ask him the same thing he will answer with “Nothing.” and continue doing whatever. He’s not doing it out of malice but out of sheer habit.
Lion will be practicing sword fighting with you even if your weapon is only a toothpick. He has to do something besides spying on everyone. Night time is exploring time and while you sleep he will look around his surroundings and every suspicious sound with get his attention and he will stand over your bed to protect your sleep while swearing to investigate it in the morning. He’s a knight after all and he will do his duty. Obviously that doesn’t stop him from being in places he shouldn’t be in when you’re away.
He wants to keep up the independent act but gives up after a week since he noticed it doesn’t help him and instead takes you up on your offers to lift him. While he’s in your bag he would try to go through your phone if he knew how one worked. In fact so many things are fascinating him since they are neither what he saw on Caliban, nor what a lot of people use in the Imperium. Eavesdrops a lot though as a compensation.
If you would take him to a forest he would be happy since it’s like his second home to him. He would be prepared to fight valiantly against the dangerous beasts only to be pleasantly surprised that there were none like on his home planet. Maybe he will tell you some stuff about himself when nostalgia hits. Just don’t tell his secrets to anyone else!
Roboute Guilliman
Maybe it’s for the best that he was downsized since finally he gets a break and can enjoy some domestic life. He still worries a lot about the things he had left behind before appearing at your door but for now he can’t do anything about it. With the time he now has he can try and work through things at his own pace and in such moments he really misses his father and mother figure. Sometimes you also get him to open up to you and it seems to help him and feel less lonely.
Best accountant ever. He has run an empire so helping you budget or fill out some documents is child’s play for him! Also likes games that stimulates his brain. You gave him a sudoku pad once and he had been occupied for a whole day, filling out all the pages and asking if you could give him more. If you keep him at home at least provide him with some puzzles or books or he will get bored. Doesn’t like being in your bad for a prolonged period of time even if it might be necessary. Guilliman loves to see and learn about your world and is very curious.
For someone who is supposed to relax he has a pretty strict day schedule. But don’t let yourself be fooled, Guilliman is thriving! After all those years he gets enough time to take care of himself and study what he likes with no one interrupting him for a sudden invasion or counsel.
Corvus Corax
Another Primarch that hates shiny and loves to be active during the night. Honestly he has already studied the whole layout of your home during the night and has blocked most spots that could be used as infiltration points, even the vents were screwed shut by him just in case. He’s sneaky and sometimes you don’t even know where he is. One moment he’s on the table doing seemingly nothing, in the other he drags a small knife somewhere. After a week you finally found his little stash of pins, needles and other pointy things.
But despite his questionable behavior he just wants to be helpful and make sure you’re safe. He will gladly accompany you in your bag to the outside world, even if he would prefer to sit on your shoulder and observe. He’s calm and will enjoy having a nice evening at home as much as going outside for a walk. He uses the time to do things he hadn’t really done before which includes having a proper domestic life with someone. At first it is awkward but after a while you two get into a routine that works.
Sadly he didn’t get his jet pack when he was downsized otherwise you would have a raven flying through your home. Corvus also likes to play hide and seek with you even if most of the time it’s one sided and you’re not even aware of the game. It’s like training for him, trying not to get caught or seen by the giant person or if he can snatch something without you noticing before he can secure the thing in his (nest) sleeping area and he has a good winning streak too!
Vulkan
A perfect roommate! He tries not to be an inconvenience since he knows you can’t just be looking after him but also wants to participate in your daily life like eating breakfast togheter or watching a show in the evening. He’s alright with staying at home too but if you take him with you he’s gonna make nor trouble in your bag. In fact his small body is so hot he could be a pocket warmer.
Obviously he would want to have a forge but it’s not a must! You can give him stuff like clay or other things that he can work with a no he will figure it out. In the end he will ask you to help with the final touches. Sees it as a small contribution to your household. After all who of your friends can say that they have a miniature sculpture made by a Primarch? He’s all in on helping you make your home lived in and enjoys the domestic life more than anyone even if he still misses his real home.
He enjoys when you tell him things you’re passionate about and in turn he will tell you about Nocturne and how he wished he could see his home planet and for you to visit it. He’s kind and will often offer to help you, doesn’t matter if it’s holding a spoon for you or lending you an ear. He respects your privacy but won’t object to sleeping beside you on your pillow. He sometimes likes to observe you and you saw more than once a look of pure adoration? Love? It’s hard to read this small creature but you’re certain it’s something positive.
Leman Russ
A second feral Primarch that is not only a trouble maker but an adrenaline junky. Is it bad that he was downsized? Sure, but at least he had you. Demands to always be taken with you and follows you like a loyal hound, If you have animals, they will be ridden especially if it’s a dog and he will find a way to tame the mighty beast. You have to get him out of dangerous situations quite often in the beginning since he overestimates his abilities
Sneaks into your bag a lot to be taken along outside. He hates being inside for too long and he will rather travel with you. You better have snacks and some booze inside your bag so he can be kept busy. Just don’t shake it too much while he’s inside! Otherwise he likes to take detours with you when you go home to be around nature, no matter what kind of nature it is or the weather or season. Wishes his legion would be with him so he could throw a mighty feast with the spoils you provide him with but in the meantime he will have to party only with you.
On the other hand if the situation calls for it he will drop the barbarian act and offer you useful advice. Curses himself for being too small to help and solve your problems so he helps however he can even if it’s just cheering you up or telling you a good night story to calm your nerves. He has his own bed but prefers to sleep on your pillow with you. He already decided that your one of his own and won’t abandon you even in sleep.
Mortarion
If you have plants you will find him there often. It’s not like they had much vegetation on Barbarus and here he can walk on the soil of your houseplants and touch the needles or stems of them, maybe even climb some. Honestly he had not expected much hospitality at first and didn’t mind it since he’s pretty resilient but it was a pleasant surprise you took him in and give him all the stuff he asks for freely. He would not really admit it but he was worried that you’d turn out to be an evil overlord.
Sadly he can’t really replicate his lab in your room since he does have the resources for it but won’t decline a science kit for beginners. He’s also fascinated with making small ecosystems with you. Doesn’t matter if it’s with plants in a jar or with living animals in an aquarium. Since it’s peaceful and he doesn’t need to lead his legion his creations become less morbid too. His small size if partly to blame for this but also he has no true reason to make weapons of mass destruction while living with you.
Speaking of peace it comes hard to him. Mortarion never thought that someday he would be living with anyone or much less being turned into such a small creature. He hopes to find a remedy for that since despite him adjusting rather quickly, it sits wrong with him being so dependent on one person when all his life he had to pull himself through alone.
Ferrus Manus
He’s not impressed that you’re at least twenty times bigger than him. Sure you could theoretically crush him but he had killed mightier beast and his silver arms are a testament to that. He’s wary of you at first and tries to judge what kind of person you are so be prepared to have to prove yourself to him to get a proper acknowledgment but when you get it, you gain a loyal fellow in Ferrus.
Demands a mini forge to keep himself occupied and if you don’t he will just make one with a candle and a dream. He needs to keep himself occupied somehow and he’s not a fan of riding in your bag too often or going to places that are not his expertise. Give him a bed, food and a hammer and he will be content. Also you better hide your jewelry from him because best believe it will be used as raw material by him and despite being so small he can still twist and bend a lot of things with his hands.
He has always encouraging words to say to you and pushes you to never give up. Despite what you’re doing, he’s there no look over it and nod in approval as in his opinion hardship builds character. He may not be fully well versed in the finer arts like some of his brothers but he can see the effort you put into your work and that’s commendable.
Jaghatai Khan
Reasonable and doesn’t mind living with you in your apartment as long as he gets a little bit of his own space. Despite him being pocket sized he tries to maintain his independence and finds a way to get onto shelves and high surfaces himself. Only when it’s time to go outside he will relent into hiding in your bag or pocket…for a while. When no one is there to see him he sits on your shoulder.
Saw an electric motorcycle in the store and asked you to buy him one. Now he races all across your floor and furniture, bumping into your ankle occasionally. If he could he would probably ride a falcon in this state and you have to dissuade him from that idea since falling from such height might be dangerous for him. If you have any kind of cat or dog, you gonna wake up to him riding the mighty beast. It also gives him more independence being able to move in your home.
He will ask you to give him some paper and a brush to practice calligraphy and reads you his poems of the day when you come home. He knows he can’t help you much with his size but the least he can do is prepare something nice for you! Like Leman he likes the outdoor a lot a he wants to go on walks no matter how cold, hot or even rainy it is. Going on a walk in the evening while talking to him can be really therapeutic.
Magnus
His small size is unfortunate but it’s a new experience and that’s something! He wants you to take him to all kinds of museums and places so he can study Terra of old! He soaks up knowledge like a little sponge. Certainly you should also get a library card since despite most books being double his size he somehow gets them off the shelf to read them and always wants more so the ones you have at home are not enough for him
Floats around the house and walks on walls with his psychic abilities so there is no stopping him. If Magnus wants to go somewhere, he will do it even if it’s sometimes reckless and once nearly got him carried away by a bird. When he’s not in the mood to float he won’t mind just sitting in your shoulder and observe the world around him and taste everything cuisine you’re cooking. Also interviews you a lot to gain more knowledge from your personal life experiences and to gain a better understanding of the world that he inhibits.
A great benefit with him is that you don’t need to have background noise at home. Magnus gladly fills in the space and tells you everything that he has read and researched while you were gone. He gets very passionate about it too and can turn the most boring topic into something interesting when throwing in some fun facts. You can’t watch anything with him because he will comment on the historical inaccuracy or plot holes.
Angron
Also very distrustful of you because you hold so much power over him but with a show of loyalty it might work out between you two. He hates his small size since it makes him helpless in some situations but sometimes it feels as if he gained more freedom being so small than being his normal size since you don’t restrict him at all and don’t command him. It’s a hard adjustment and sometimes he falls into old habits but when he finally lets you in then it’s a forever with him.
Tells you about how he bravely defended your fortress (your room) form and enemy (a spider) while you were away or sleeping. Prefers to stay at home since it’s too loud and overwhelming in cities but won’t mind being taken along somewhere calm and explore the place himself. He still tries to be independent and grumbles when you do something for him. In a strange way he likes it but can’t pinpoint what he is feeling when he’s being the one who is protected and cared for by you
Obviously the Nails didn’t go anywhere and he has his episodes of violence even if it’s only on a smaller scale and there is only so much you can do with painkillers. Still while it’s not perfect he gets a chance to live out his days peacefully away from violence and bloodshed.
Horus Lupercal
Being so small and living with you was not on his bucket list but he tries to make the best out of it. Especially if it’s with someone like you! He’s less helpful at home but more at motivating you and taking risks. He likes to rope you into going to places and take him along with you. He tries to give you advice too but sometimes it’s only semi-helpful since you’re not a warmaster and can’t order people around like him.
Don’t let his size fool you he’s still a bit bossy with you. At home he prefers to ride your head Ratatouille style and give you (orders) suggestions on what you should do. He’s pretty charming about it and sometimes you notice belatedly that you do his bidding. Also an explorer and particularly attached to you since you can’t go anywhere without him tagging along. You could be sure you left him at home and find him in your bag later.
Horus also misses his Mournival a lot and tells you stories and silly things that they did. He also tells you that having them by his side even in this unfortunate state would make them all unstoppable. You are convinced that if they would be with Horus, you wouldn’t have a place to live in.
He often looks at you with quiet adoration and has no issues flirting with you. When you ask him jokingly if he shouldn’t search for someone his size he will just answer “no price is too big to win for me.”. Just you wait, he will find a way to get his normal size and sweep you away!
Lorgar Aurelian
Suddenly a bunch of small altars appear around your home made with all kinds of materials that he found and yes, he certainly needs that hairbrush and that pin to be part of it so don’t bother argue with him. He will do rituals and prayers on your table every time you got something important coming up. You could be studying for a test and he already is asking for some blessings for you. Somehow with the power of believe it works and he becomes a little good luck charm.
Lorgar reads a lot and surprisingly not everything is religious or historical. Once you caught him with a romance book of all things and you had a nice chit chat about the symbolisms in the book. He’s a great orator and can keep on talking to you for hours if you lend him an ear. Of course he’s most enthusiastic about teaching you his ways of living and who knows maybe you will be asking for blessings too someday and do rituals together.
After you showed him some historical places he asked if you could make him a temple too. You settled on a book nook that he could make his own temple in and he took it. Every time you ask him if he needs more space he declines since he has a place for sleep and for worship and in his mind it’s more than enough. At night you sometimes see a little lamp being lit inside and a murmuring voice changing something. Hopefully he doesn’t accidentally summon something into your home.
Alpharius/Omegon
Scheming little things! While you are busy thinking they are safe, they are exploring your vents and are in your walls. It’s not always to their best outcome since once you had to fish them out from an empty vase after they slid inside got stuck. They don’t make the same mistake twice but that doesn’t stop them from getting into trouble or weaponizing your pets. What you gonna do? Put them in a time out jar?
They are also all up in your business. Somehow they’ve got access to your phone and computer and are commenting on the fact that your passwords aren’t strong enough and that you have some unchecked emails and messages. Also want you to tell them (intel) gossip from the outside world and soak up new information like sponges. If you need to stalk or find someone online they will help you!
In the end can also be really sweet when they have annoyed you too much. Bring you candy from the drawer, kiss your cheek after asking you to bow down or simply pick up the mess they made on your table. They always know where your things are too so chances are they will tell you where you had put them if you give them a little bribe in form of snacks or with gossip.
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Emperor of Mankind
For someone his size (Small) Big E has quite the ambitions and his small size is just a temporary set back! On the first day of being with you he declared your apartment conquered by him and he’s already plotting for the future.
He tries to figure out how to get bigger and set his plans in motion. He’s everywhere and nowhere at the same time but at night his golden glow gives him away. He also wants you to take him outside with you since he doesn’t want to be stuck in your home. Has and will talk with you telepathically while in your bag or pocket. You could be typing an essay and suddenly hear his voice saying he wouldn’t do it that way or comment on things that you should do differently. There is no silencing for the master of mankind when he tells you how to do your work!
Big E also tries to get you on his side. Just imagine how many great things you both could achieve, with his mind and your hands. He knows it takes time for you to agree and for now he has some to spare so now hand over the delicious biscuit. Sometimes you wonder what is going on inside his head behind those golden eyes that look at you so fondly.
Malcador
Certainly Malcador is the reasonable and sometimes more helpful one. You can pour your heart out to this man and he will help you find a solution if you’re stuck with something. Also give him some tea over a game of chess and you’re in for a nice time and his size won’t stop him from moving the pieces with his whole body.
He’s in for some calming activities like the grandpa he is. Will tell you stories from his younger days but don’t expect him to perform any extraordinary stunts. If you give him a stack of books he will be occupied for a whole day or some quality time watching TV works for him too. For once there is no hurry at all and he can relax to the fullest.
Often reminiscent about his time and his deeds. He’s not proud of all of them even if he knew it was necessary and he will be thankful if you would lend him an ear too. Sometimes even he needs to unburden himself. Also misses Big E a lot since they were such good friends but maybe it’s not the end and he will find a way to return back!
