#warhinged

[warcrownd]

Name: Arthur Age: Fuck off Do you like to cuddle?: Fuck no Can we make-out?: Maybe A night in or dinner out?: Night in plottin’ ta kill Alfie Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Neither, alcohol What makes you a good Valentine?: I’m adorable Would you cook for me?: Only if you want to die Would you let me cook for you?: God no

                              ♕ oi fuck off mate, i don't want you to be my fuckin' valentine.

[gangstersbumboy]

“Thanks for coming, fuck off.” (From Albie)

meme : peaky blinders season 3 starters ( open )

T E D D Y raises his brows at the explicit FAREWELL, but he is less offended, more amused, because this means he’s already managed to get onto the man’s nerves, and all he’d done is ask to be bought a drink !

“ Now now, Albie love . No need for such HOSTILITY . Go’ as much as a righ’ t’be here as you, “ He smiles, kicking his feet gently like a child, unable to reach the floor (     too small for the tall bar stool     ), “ wha’ if I tell our Ronnie that y’were rude to his favourite boy … ? “ And there’s definitely a threat there, despite the way he pouts and bats his eyelashes at the man, before letting out a sigh .

“ Why IS it tha’ y’don’ like me ? “ For many reasons, he supposes . All the reasons that people usually dislike him for, no doubt, save the people who are looking to fuck him . “ Never REALLY done nuffin’ to ya … “

And then suddenly his face splits into a GRIN BRIGHTER than the sun, but doesn’t emit any of the WARMTH one might imagine, just seems COLD, almost DEAD, like one painted onto a porcelain DOLL .

“ Or maybe ya don’ like me COZ’ I’m Ronnie’s FAVOURITE … “ Laughter bubbles up his throat and under his voice, eyes wide and EVER WATCHING .

“ Ya JEALOUS, ain’ ya ? Tha’s FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS , love ! “

[auntpclly]

warhinged replied to your post: *starts drinking*

polly save me from the magic clothing pls

          “Why are magic cloths after you Arthur?”

[hcpscotched-blog]

@warhinged from here

“About what time does Santa usually come? How long do I have to get the boys in their places, Papa?"

[warcrownd]

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

meme | accepting | @warhinged

[ sms > arthur ]: how d'ya expect me to find you, then[ sms > arthur ]: call a cab[ sms > arthur ]: or just call me, ffs.