Warlock: Why don’t you just go on your date?
Crowley: Oh, you would just love that wouldn’t you.
Aziraphale: I would.
Crowley: So would I angel, but I must displine our son first.
Warlock: Why don’t you drink some tea, this might take some time Father.
Aziraphale: Splendid idea, Warlock, I think I’ll just do that.
Crowley: What did you.
Warlock: Absolutely nothing.
Crowley: Angel! Don’t drink the tea!
Inspired by the fanfic: Nanny Knows Best by, DictionaryWrites on AO3









