#warlockblr

[literal-warlock]

So apparently I am no longer allowed to use time travel spells.

[literal-warlock]

Where should I do my next ritual for my patron:

Abandoned Burger King

Outside of a government building

Voting ended onApr 9, 2025

[horatiothewarlock]

Attention Warlocks!

Are you unhappy in your current arrangement with your demonic overlord, but feel trapped by the clause in your pact that says 'your soul is mine forever and you cannot change this'? It is important for YOU to know your rights as a warlock.

As damning as the 'there is no way to get out of this pact' clause sounds, there is actually a loophole all demonlords don't want you to know about: your pact can actually be bought out by another demonlord! The easiest way to go about this is to find an ambitious demonlord and appeal to their ambition by claiming your current overlord is not allowing you to reach your full potential, and limiting your abilities, and that if he/she/they bought out your pact agreement, you would be a very valuable asset to their ranks! Best of luck achieving your goals fellow warlocks. 🖤🖤🖤